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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
And then you photoshopped a ginger beard onto yourself?


Oh that's all me baby Wink

Although I shaved tonight and know it's more like a really full goatee...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My supervisor at school mentioned to me that he's already had an email from a parent questioning (complaining?) that the school hired a new teacher and didn't list credentials other than my degrees. That's what the school's done with every teacher. It's frustrating because I haven't even done anything to warrant someone saying anything. But that also makes it kinda cool.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My supervisor at school mentioned to me that he's already had an email from a parent questioning (complaining?) that the school hired a new teacher and didn't list credentials other than my degrees. That's what the school's done with every teacher. It's frustrating because I haven't even done anything to warrant someone saying anything. But that also makes it kinda cool.


Maybe they confused you with the republican VP candidate...? I mean, look at what's come out after just, what... a few days? teacher = VEEP. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Headbutting a 75 tonne power press made me have mixed feelings.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Headbutting a 75 tonne power press made me have mixed feelings.


But you should see the press, right? And what was the positive outcome of this event?
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Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Headbutting a 75 tonne power press...
"Master Zidane"
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But you should see the press, right? And what was the positive outcome of this event?

My sense of wry amusement at the fact that I would lean forward to sweep away metal shards and slugs, without thinking: "You know what, there's a fucking great industrial machine right in front of me".
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Maybe they confused you with the republican VP candidate...? I mean, look at what's come out after just, what... a few days? teacher = VEEP. Laughing

I can't see how they confused us. I'm way prettier than she is. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I can't see how they confused us. I'm way prettier than she is. Smile

Indeed. Plus you're also not a moose-hating Fascist piece of crap. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I can't see how they confused us. I'm way prettier than she is. Smile

Indeed. Plus you're also not a moose-hating Fascist piece of crap. Wink

A Mse once bit my sister...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ Chainsaw. Epic sig.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you like me now?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My God, what have I done? It's beautiful!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bet you didn't know Zizu was able to become 200km tall, and can survive in a vacuum.

The Death Star can't repel headbutts of that magnitude.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's no moon.

Anyway I'm gonna try to figure out just how powerful Godzizu's headbutt is, mathematically. Cause, you know, nerds do that sort of crap.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Astounding to know Godzizu can walk in a vacuum.

Awesome sig Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder when we'll see Godzizu fighting Chuck Norris...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

roundhouse headbutt!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, that would be awesome.

Anyway, my dad is coming home again today. It's nice to have some company in the house again but it was also nice to be all alone.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Astounding to know Godzizu can walk in a vacuum.
His boots ionize and then collect cosmic dust (via either electric or magnetic fields), and form it into a solid mass with sufficient gravity to pull Godzizu down to serve as a walking platform.

Or he has vast piles of neutronium in his boots which he then molds into a walking platform, somehow.

These theories are feasible if the Death Star is.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure it's not some leap of faith kinda trick like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a training course today (on power press safety and maintenance*, oh the irony!) which was much less crap and more useful than I thought it was going to be. And then right at the end of the day, I had a machine breakdown that took 35 minutes to rectify, costing me my break and making me late leaving.

*Regulation #1 was not "Don't headbutt the press**."

**Unless you're Liam Gallagher. Badum-tish!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, my agent is going through my house with all the other agents in her group. Hopefully, one of the agents will have a buyer interested in my home. I'm semi-torn because we've been cleaning the house a bit and it looks quite nice. Of course, I think the fam is ready to move out of UT. I know I'm "due" for a move.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The slow, creeping realisation that I indeed am the renaissance.

At first I thought my pineal gland was sending strange static and picking up other transmissions, but then tried tuning down the malicious kidneynterference and it all became just so clear.

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