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Crotchfire
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 Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:27 am Post subject: Bizarre dream |
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I had this dream last night:
It started off that I was walking into a dark room, in which there was some girl. I couldn't see her face, but for some reason she wanted to give me a BJ. Don't know why, but that's how the dream was progressing. Anyway, she's getting busy on me, and I'm thinking That can't be fun... why would she WANT to do this? I was thinking that because a girl who gives me a BJ is going to get a lot of hair in her mouth, being that I'm half-Hungarian and all.
Anyway, right then, the door to the room opens and she sprints out of the room.
I run after her, (not even needing to zip my fly, dream reality is funny) and in the better-lit area outside the room, I see that she's the homely girlfriend of a guy I know at school. The idea pops into my head that she might have oral herpes, and I may have gotten genital herpes (I don't know if it can actually works= that way) from the BJ, and it might have all been an evil elaborate plot by her boyfriend (he's an ass, that's why the thought occurs to me)...
...and that's where my alarm clock goes off.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:56 am Post subject: |
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Dude, you know what this means... Google Ads are being mentally projected in your head and are emerging in your dreams...
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| Crotchfire... what have you been smoking? |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, and gimme some of that shit too man... quit hogging da good Shire...
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Crotchfire
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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...and on a completely unrelated topic...
anyone ever had absinthe?
That stuff'll do funny, FUNNY things to you.
...but that's totally unrelated to the weird dreams I've been having.
...probably.
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Eh. I once had a dream that Aliens and Predators were simultaneously invading my school, which somehow developed hundreds of floors, and I had to drive a Humvee from the top floor to the bottom. And each time I died of some manner of impalement/headbiting/vaporization, I would start all over like some sadistic video game. And those dreams aren't even drug-induced.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| I got a better one. I was a Predator, impaling my friends and family. That shit aint fun man. |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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To Crotchfire: Yes, you can get genital herpes from oral sex.
Btw, you are only further cementing everyone's association of your name with herpes.
Also, your dream means you want to fuck that guy's girlfriend...and possibly that guy.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Go Dr. Freud!!! Woo-hoo! 
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Well, how to get herpes through oral sex.
The girl sucks a guys dick with herpes, she then sucks your dick. You now have herpes the other guy indirectly gave you...
Basicly her mouth was a herpes delivry truck. |
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I was wondering, in the situation described, does it also mean you sort of touched the other guy's dick?
Caus a while ago, me and some friends (2 other guys and a girl) were eating a bucket of ice-cream, with the four of us. And one of them guys is in love with the girl. And we all kept the spoons, I think (we got these nifty, transparant orange spoons...). And then us three guys started making funny comments about it. It started with the guy who was in love with the girl. He said "This is the spoon, that touched the ice, that touched the spoon, that touched the mouth of the girl." Well, whatever makes you happy dude. Then we went on with it. We ended up with this: "This is the spoon that touched the ice, that touched the spoon, that touched the mouth, that touched the dick, that touched the vagina, that touched the toilet paper the girl uses." Still following me? Good. Now, I don't know what my point is anymore... but who cares, it's late.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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That's not what he was getting at. He was asking if the type of herpes which resides in one's mouth (i.e., oral herpes) can be transmitted to the genitals. The answer is "yes." Either of the major strains of the virus (herpes simplex A and herpes simplex B) can reside within either region.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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Yep Aramor, you are now a card-carrying pole-smoker. 
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Why is that? Card-carrying?
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| ...and cause humiliation either way. Jesus, aramor and blaster respond seconds before me. |
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This week on TMI Files: "Dreams I'll Never See...Please God, Please"
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Wahahaha!
I love this forum.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shower five times.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:46 pm Post subject: Can I say it |
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Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it
Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it Can I say it!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Can I say the BJ word  Please
I'll say it 
BLOW JOB
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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Say it, don't, er, um....spray it.
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| Blaster wrote: | | Say it, don't, er, um....spray it. |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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You know, the weirdest part of the dream was that while I was getting a blowjob in the dream, I didn't actually experience any stimulation. I know this, because when I woke up, my trusty sidekick was still asleep and I didn't need to change my shorts.
...and...well...you all know what happens when a guy gets overstimulated by a dream. 
...maybe the girl wasn't attractive enough?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| The girl wasn't attractive? If you're getting dreams about getting blowjobed by Anna Nicole Smith, then you need a better dream agent. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:38 am Post subject: |
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Aramor, my advice is stay away from ice cream!
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:36 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | you need a better dream agent. |
Where can I get one anyway? Because my dreams could do with better casting. I get regular nightly visits by Hitler, Osama bin Laden and Adam Clayton (U2's bass-player), me being their consulent (maybe that says something about the way I perceive my boss, since I'm a consulent irl).
Lots of Adam Clayton and he is always very insecure and I have to tell him a thousand times he's the best bass player of the world (which is actually not true).
Also whenever my life is really stressfull, I mostly dream about lying asleep beside my girlfriend. Those are actually nice...
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:56 am Post subject: |
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I've never had a predator dream. Bummer. But I do have alien dreams now and then. Usually I end up being the Ripley-esque character, and in the -really- good ones, Hicks is fighting by my side and we kill the aliens, then have sex.
Mmmmm. Michael Biehn. *drool*
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