How were you killed?

[antman]

there was none for antman

but with my name..

was killed by illegal chokehold applied by former Police Officer Francis X Livoti;

A local man is dead after a head on-crash at the St. Anthony sand dunes and another man is in the hospital

An 18-year-old student was murdered with an axe as he walked through a park simply because he was black, a court has heard.

was killed by Sal when the Head Alien took control off all the abductees during Year Zero. He was later brought back to life using a Martian Resurrection chamber, and had to face the events he had missed — including the death of his beloved father. Solid and dependable, he can still become savagely angry. He later was killed again by Head Alien during the final battle. (cool!!!)

[Bloo]

Huh. I was killed by a drunk driver in 1993 at the age of fourteen. Ironically... I AM 14. What a shock... ... ... ... What a shock.

Aaron was killed that way, and this is how Bloo ended up:

Bloo was found dead with three gun shot wounds to his head, which were fatal. Very... Very... VERY fatal. Later on, this killer was known none other than Barney the dinosaur.

Seriously. That's what it said...

[Blairmonster]

Hmm...I seem to have been killed while serving the army in Tunasia?

[dark]

i was killed in a al- Salam neighbourhood when an Israeli bulldozer covered me with sand ,in a car wreack ,shot by a cop ,crushed buy a stone ,and exicuted by beheading(wow not a great day to be me)

[Twistys]

I was killed by my own followers... Yeah baby, I have a cult... or I had one.
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[Sal]

oh well, why not try it again?

yay! it's working.

i was killed by the police at JFK International Airport, where the pair were preparing to flee the country. apparently i was with someone. it doesn't say that the other one got killed too. the bastard squealed on me!!!

btw, which city's the JFK in?
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[wrincewind]

i only got one result. it was a post i made earlier, and mosquitos. so, either i will be killed by malaria, or commmit suicide.
scary.
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there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not.

[liddoxLoSt]

lolz this one is funny "Dan's Thoughts: Killed by Yoga equipment"
^_^
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[YoungDogg]

I was shot down by my father who was a House of God minister, a conservative Christian sect that imposed strict codes of conduct.

What's going on

[Alternate Spideygal]

I was killed by the Mafia! Sweet! That's what happens when you have a male Italian name.
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Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo.

[Carlo Sandiego]

I went out less interestingly than many of you guys...

I was murdered by a seventeen-man Kickapoo war party, during the Black Hawk War.
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Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants?

[Purebreedalien]

I'm invincible, it don't work for me on either my real or alias name.

[Aurelyn]

I was killed in a rocket attack in Baghdad last month. So strange, the poor bastard even had the same middle initial as me...
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[Forumgoer Unavailable]

I was killed by ninjas. How whicked is that?
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I'm outtie, y'all. Lates.

[Aramor]

I still got shot down over Vietnam.

And the third hit when I searched redirected me to this topic. How funny is that.
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[Cpl_Mac]

Apparently i haven't been killed but instead have killed a train.... It looked at me funny

[Lunabella]

It is in this way that conventional medicine likely killed Tim...

Holy shit, death by heart medication!


Thanks a lot, pharmaceutical industry!
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