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Daffy D



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Hook a Brother up? Reply with quote

It's now been 5 years since I've been with a woman! My buisy schedual and lazy life style have kept me from finding a girl on my own. So I was wondering if any of you, my home boys & home girls, have either a hot sister, cousin, or friend you could introduce me to?

She HAS to have been born a female, I don't play that tranny shit, I keep it real! At the very least she should be modestly hot, as well as intellegent. Must enjoy movies, video games, and the occasional comic book. Must also enjoy splurging! Preferably a brunett, I'm not into blonds (not since the Chris Crocker feasco. yuck!)

So that's what I'm looking for. If any of you know someone like that let me know! I would deeply appreciate it!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Hook a Brother up? Reply with quote

Daffy D wrote:
It's now been 5 years since I've been with a woman!


I thought you were fifteen or something.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I'm in my 20's. Look, just help me out ok?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we show them your post and see if they're interested?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
Can we show them your post and see if they're interested?

Hehe. There's no aphrodisiac like the stench of desperation.

Daffy, I know very little about you, so I will give some blanket advice. Work hard, get a good job, go to the gym, and the rest will take care of itself.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Aurelyn wrote:
Can we show them your post and see if they're interested?

Hehe. There's no aphrodisiac like the stench of desperation.

Daffy, I know very little about you, so I will give some blanket advice. Work hard, get a good job, go to the gym, and the rest will take care of itself.


+1.

I'll also add that "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT" the early 20s are probably a tougher time because chicks are still into fashion over function. Late 20s/early 30s the chicas start settling down some and go beyond just imaging themselves with the prospective other. So, if you are in your early 20s you can still be a pennis to the ladies and do ok. Just know that post 26-27ish, you'll have to try and be nice.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
pennis


Typo, or cultural reference?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
cfos wrote:
pennis


Typo, or cultural reference?


Work-safe (pr0n) spelling. I'm finding it more commonly used, much like intentially using "teh" in place of "the" for something "EPIC".
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks guys, thanks. This is exactly what I was looking for when I put up this God damn thread! Evil or Very Mad

Look, if you're just trying to protect your hot sisters/cousins/friends incase I might be a psychopath I appreciate & respect that. Otherwise stop screwing around and hook me the Hell up, cockblockers!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daffy D wrote:
Look, if you're just trying to protect your hot sisters/cousins/friends incase I might be a psychopath I appreciate & respect that. Otherwise stop screwing around and hook me the Hell up, cockblockers!

Trust me, you don't want any of my family members.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does psychobitch interest you?

But to be a little more serious...

I sugest you broaden your search criteria, as it is very hard to find someone who will match your desires. You may end up wanting her to give up some stuff and get into new things just for you, but she may also request the same from you. And if you end up demanding too much from her or vice versa, then you two are not the best match.

My point is; make some exceptions, you may end up getting someone better.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cfos wrote:
Aurelyn wrote:
cfos wrote:
pennis


Typo, or cultural reference?


Work-safe (pr0n) spelling. I'm finding it more commonly used, much like intentially using "teh" in place of "the" for something "EPIC".


Like, for example, Teh Pennis!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daffy D wrote:
Look, if you're just trying to protect your hot sisters/cousins/friends incase I might be a psychopath I appreciate & respect that. Otherwise stop screwing around and hook me the Hell up, cockblockers!


There's plenyty of hot girls over here where I live. You're always welcome to come over here and try to make something out of it.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Sigh* Fine, I give up. I'll have to take matters into my own hands. LOCKED
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*Sigh* Fine, I give up. I'll have to take matters into my own hands. LOCKED

Hey, you can't lock threads...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I'm requesting a lock!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daffy D wrote:
Well, I'm requesting a lock!


Very well...
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