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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:27 am    Post subject: Should porn be a sport Reply with quote

Abe holds the record for consecutive watchind porn. So dose that make it a sport Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that if bowling is a sport, then so is masturbating.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Acting in porn films burns helluva lot calories. Not that I've tried!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at it this way.

Physical exertion

Spectators

Rabid fans

Established stars

Multi-million dollar industry

Random testing (steroids, AIDS... same diff)

Looks like a sport to me.

Must resist temptation to make steroid-ass injection pun... nooo...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Female was asking if watching porn should be considered a sport.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:37 am    Post subject: Re: Should porn be a sport Reply with quote

Female Anonymous wrote:
Abe holds the record for consecutive watchind porn. So dose that make it a sport Wink


Well, it would certainly make the Olympics more interesting...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it would be like #1 popualr sport
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:09 pm    Post subject: YES!! Reply with quote

[quote="Seeker"]I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim![/quote]

[quote="Neovanglist"]Physical exertion

Spectators

Rabid fans

Established stars

Multi-million dollar industry

Random testing (steroids, AIDS... same diff) [/quote]

WOW Shocked Dam Fother Mucker Thats it Anouncers and Rabid fans!

I'm a rabid fan I want Preed ass
and I dont mean the band Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seeker wrote:
I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim!


wudnt mind havin that job lol
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

abe isnt real and niether is monday night porn stars
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PeaceMaker wrote:
abe isnt real and niether is monday night porn stars


NNNOOOOOOO!!!! You just dashed all of my dreams. Let me guess, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus aren't real either? What next, Aramor doesn't really love me and want to have my pred babies?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor could never love you! He only loves his hugger.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:10 pm    Post subject: love Reply with quote

I love Men! Smile There easey to dominate Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor could never love you! He only loves his hugger.


Thanks, Blaster. After that wonderfull pick-me-up I think I'll just go kill myself. That, or hug Mandi (my plushie pred, named after his mandibles) while curled up in the corner and cry myself to sleep. One or the other. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm...there'll be a lotta human-on-plushie action tonight. Sometimes I wish I were a plushie. Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can you tell who wins?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, Jess... (not as in that I mean Jess is a dude, like with Desert_Drum in some other topic. Dude is such a weird word. Jess is a nice name. I actually know another girl named Jess. Wish I would see her again soon... *sigh* anyhoo, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, Of Dude's And Jess's (I get to tend them rabbits, don't I George?(Oh. My. Friggin. God... I just quoted something from a book, not from a movie!)))

New block of text....

We should go on a double-date. You and me, and Newt and Mandi (You know, I actually know a girl named Mandy, and a cat named Nandi. And I'm not making sense, now am I. (Bring in the auto-sense maker!))

Edit: Just read through my post... I also don't mean Desert_Drum is a dude... DUDE!!! I'm going to become so not-shibby right now! Maybe I oughta cut back on the shibby-ing... *slaps himself* Thanks, I needed that. (Hey, I quoted something from a book, I just have to balance it out again by quoting something from a movie)
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, if we were in the same state (or even the same country) I would so take you up on that double date thing. But, it might be kind of difficult with an ocean and a continent between us. Or a continent and an ocean. Depending on which direction you think about going.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine how the people in the restaurant or whatever we're going to will look at our table... you know, with us... and two plushes... dammit, why did we have to colonize america!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, way cool Wink

We should ask Mr. B to make a comic about it Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap, I sound like a bitch. And you made Mandi a slut. Crying or Very sad
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