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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:08 am    Post subject: remember swaffelen Reply with quote

Remember 'swaffelen'?

Somebody swaffeled the Taj Mahal...

http://www.vkmag.com/videos/videos_nederlander_swaffelt_taj_mahal/

Apparently, the Dutch government, has already apologised to the Indian embassy...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fantastic. Martial fucking arts on a building scale!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A real master would have been able to shatter the stone.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's Aramor in this movie!
my respect for you has gone over the roof, man.


i'd love to know what the comments are. Munan?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
that's Aramor in this movie!
my respect for you has gone over the roof, man.


Yeah, but don't tell anyone...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i'd love to know what the comments are. Munan?


- Peter, what are you going to do?
- I'm the first man in the world who will swaffel the Taj Mahal
- lol, rofl, lmao etc.
- dude, you're a weirdo
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what i actually meant was the browsers' comments below Very Happy

but thanks all the same.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg. rofl.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dutch people... Always swaffeling someone... or something. Gotta give it to a country which has a name for a act like that. Ezkimos have a range of names for snow, dutch has for explicit acts that contains rubbing or hitting balls to things. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's called teabagging, which is an english word.

Swaffeling does not involve the balls, but is casually hitting things with your half erect penis.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh... well, not that big of a difference... You're still hitting with you genitals. I think I have asked this before in another topic but is there a name for flapping someones head with your boobs... Because that's what I'm capable of. Erm. well maybe not flapping but punching with my... you get the picture
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I'm not getting that particular picture. Could you pleae post a few of them?

Sorry, just channeling Aramor here...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You channel him very well. Do you do this often?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twistys wrote:
You channel him very well. Do you do this often?

*lewd suggestion skillfully evaded*
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think I have asked this before in another topic but is there a name for flapping someones head with your boobs...


Boobsmacking?

Oh, and I second Munan.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you Aramor have a somekind of gayish involvement with Munan? He channels you and you second him...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that immediately means we're gay? Maybe we just both have a one track mind...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And that immediately means we're gay?

you're both Dutch, duh.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aren't Dutch pretty gay folk? I have always imagined Dutch wearing clogs on a tulip field with windmills on a background and very gay expressions on their faces possibly due to weed overload.

Naaah, I'm just playing with ya Aramor... You're too easy when it comes to gays Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should've seen me last week in Prague... sometimes I just had to scratch my balls while going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" just to recertify myself of my manhood.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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sometimes I just had to scratch my balls while going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" just to recertify myself of my manhood.


Crabs make you manly?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, but a combination of milk, onion juice and honey does, actually.

(according to a medieval pornographic Arab text called 'the perfumed garden' I am reading at the moment)
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No no no!!! I didn't need to know that. Everytime my dad is sick he drinks warm onion milk which has some honey on it. I have tasted it and it does grow a nice set of balls and chest hairs on you. But I guess, you Munan ment those to be used to make a perfume?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yep. Nothing says manly man more than an army of tiny crustaceans marching up and down your wedding tackle.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But I guess, you Munan ment those to be used to make a perfume?


Of course not, you silly woman, I meant drinking the blend.
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