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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:38 pm    Post subject: Az -- consider the East Coast Reply with quote

Was just readming the paper and I've uncovered some diabolical plan. Your female-ish tendencies (or your friends taunts) are due to drinking the water in Cali (specifically San Fran) where sex hormornes were recently discovered. Judging on the reports, perhaps you should consider North Jersey -- their water doesn't seem to contain hormones, but rather mood enhancers.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, that probably explains some of the people I've met in Philly, too.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to see this mentioned article. It intrigues me.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=10896

There ya go.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if that's why Pennsylvania people are nice.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wonder if that's why Pennsylvania people are nice.


Nice or high?

"Officials in Philadelphia said testing there discovered 56 pharmaceuticals or byproducts in treated drinking water, including medicines for pain, infection, high cholesterol, asthma, epilepsy, mental illness and heart problems. Sixty-three pharmaceuticals or byproducts were found in the city’s watersheds."
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't recall informing you guys that we (friends and I) settled this feminicity a little while ago.

But still, that is a very interesting article, it also makes me wonder how long that has been in our water. But then again, I don't drink alot of water, I probably only drink just barely above a passable level. Oh well, many of my friends are jocks, they have their water, I have my sodas. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't recall informing you guys that we (friends and I) settled this feminicity a little while ago.


You're now officially their bitch?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
I don't recall informing you guys that we (friends and I) settled this feminicity a little while ago.

But still, that is a very interesting article, it also makes me wonder how long that has been in our water. But then again, I don't drink alot of water, I probably only drink just barely above a passable level. Oh well, many of my friends are jocks, they have their water, I have my sodas. Razz


... and where do you think the water that goes into soda comes from...? South of France?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You're now officially their bitch?


I'm no ones bitch. Actually I take that back, but not to them. My mistress would beat me if I said that. Razz

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... and where do you think the water that goes into soda comes from...? South of France?


Actually yes, I thought that's where they all came from.

I do tend to drink alot of artifically-flavored carbonated-water.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I'm sure they took all of the nasty hormones out before adding the flavour...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm no ones bitch. Actually I take that back, but not to them. My mistress would beat me if I said that. Razz

*shudder*
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And I'm sure they took all of the nasty hormones out before adding the flavour...


I never meant to insist that our soda lacks said hormone. Just stating I drink alot.

And Sal, yeah, she would punish me.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Cybran?... Is... that... you...? ^-^
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolz
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ARGH! The memories!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cybran, exactly, i couldn't recall the emo kid's name.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sixty-three pharmaceuticals or byproducts were found in the city’s watersheds.

I blame the Super Mutants.

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... and where do you think the water that goes into soda comes from...? South of France?

The water used in the beverage industry is actually a lot cleaner than what comes out of the tap. Their cleanliness and safety standards are much higher than those required for domestic consumers.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...Cybran?... Is... that... you...? ^-^


I totally forgot about that kid.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sixty-three pharmaceuticals or byproducts were found in the city’s watersheds.

I blame the Super Mutants.


Nah, Harold probably pissed in the watershed.
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Nah, Harold probably pissed in the watershed.

I wonder how that would affect his karma rating?
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