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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Swear words Reply with quote

I figured this should go in th NSFW forum, so...

I want to learn swear words in every language I can. Mostly so that wherever I am, i can swear in the local language or in a different one, depending on which is more appropriate to the situation. So, please post whatever swear words you know in whatever languages you know here.

A few that I already know:

Ass
Fuck(Fornicating Under Consent of the King)
Bitch
Motherfucker
Bitchy-ass Rhinofucker
Rhino-fucking bastard
Bastard
Asshole
Jackass
Rhino-fucking jackasshole bastard
Shit
Shit-eating rhinofucker born from a moose asshole
Congressman
Cockaroach(cockroach)
Fucking Cockaroach
Puta (bitch)
Pendejo (rear or groin hair)
Bugger (sodomy)
Bloody hell (hell...that...is...bloody?)
Bleeding Hell
Jog On(??)
Pisser


Thank you in advance for your additions to this list.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's nice to shock people internationally. Like when I was walking past the customs and my bag broke down. You should've heard me... I've never walked past the customs so fast when I got my things straight with some help from the guards...

My list:

Swedish

Fy fan (fy faan), Oh devil, damn(very popular in Sweden)
skit (skhiit), Shiiit.
fittan, Oh fuck(cunt)
djävul(djevul), damn, devil
helvete, satan, hell, satan

Finnish

Perkele, devil (popular)
Saatana, satan
Vittu, cunt (very popular, like fuck popular)
Paska, Shiiit.

Russian

чёрт (tšjort), damn, hell, devil
жопа (šapaa), ass
тытка (t(j)iitka), boobs
мудак (mudaak), faggot
пошёл на хуй (pašjol na hui), go to hell
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ads at the bottom have changed to "Browse Filipina galleries". Obviously they know a lot of swearwords.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

138 Words Is All You Need
It is amazing how much you can say with the most used Spanish words...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, if you want some Romanian swearings, just let me know!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife's uncle used to fly 747s around the Pacific rim. He taught her enough words in most common languages so that wherever she traveled, if she ever ran into trouble, she could say enough to eventually end up at the U.S. embassy.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
LOL, if you want some Romanian swearings, just let me know!


That would be awesome beyond words.

Seriously, if you live in the US, being able to swear in Romanian is definitely a talking point. I could have hours of fun with that on a slow day...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When did "Rhino" become a qualifier for a swear? Did I miss the Swear Word Summit of 2007?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rhino was introduced in the beginning of 2008. They needed something to replace penguin since someone pointed out that's actually very racist.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. Not everything should be in terms of black and white.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, I didn't get the penguin at first... God damn I'm drunk. Please, do try ignore this post. (by saying this. I bet you can't ignore it.)
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm, there wasn't actually anything to get. I just wanted some random creature, and what's more random than a penguin.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

penguins are black and white, and there's black and white people and something something. That's what I think I thought some hours ago... I should just avoid mobile phones and the Internet when Im drinking... Drunk dialing and drunk posting should be banned... now I'm off to have fun with my moral hangover.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love drunk posting. I have to press the backspace key half of the time not to make any typos but still, it's fun.

I also almost fell of my chair once while I was stoned and posted.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone happen to know chinese?

or, even better, swahili...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys forgot "meekrob".
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bantha poodoo!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fizzbitch!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinese swear words! Pronounce as they're spelled.


Tiu (Fuck)
Tiu Nya Ma (Fuck Your Mom)
Ham Ka Ling (Something to do with bastard, I think)
Ham Ka Chan (Cursing towards your ancestors)
Chee Bai (Pussy)
Lan Ciao (Dick)
Teem Kam (Eunuch)
Nya Ma Chee Bai (Your mom's pussy)
Ah Kwa (Tranvestite)
Pow Tow (Insult against someone who wears turbans/head scarfs)
Tao Yoon (Black Bean. Used to insult dark-skinned people)
See Fatt (Arse)
Sii (Shit)
Orr Lieu (Piss)
Kai (Female Prostitute)
Ahp (Gigolo
Kau Na (Bitch)
Chi (Pig)
Ma Lau (Monkey)
Ma Lai Chi (Malay Pig)
Kwai (Devil)


A Few Indian (Tamil?) curses:


Kundi (Ass)
Paandi (Pig)
Kunji (Genitals)
Su-the (Arse)


Hope I got the spellings correct Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, Grievous...

I think I officially owe you a beer. Possibly several.

That was excessively awesome. Thanks.

I should contribute more to this thread, but...meh. The only language besides english I know enough of to swear in fluently is ASL, and It's pretty damn hard to do swearing signs over the internet.

Maybe I could do them with ASCII...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Swear words Reply with quote

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Fuck(Fornicating Under Consent of the King)


Fuck used to be defined as "to pester, poke or bother"

Imagine it now:

"Mommy! Brother is fucking me!"

"Josiah! Stop fucking your sister THIS instance!"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Norwegians most common:

Faen (Devil) (most used as a replacement to "Fuck" for some reason)
Føkk (Fuck)
Fitte (Cunt)
Kuk (Cock)
Satan (Satan) (said like: sah tahn)
Jævel (bastard or devil or idiot)
(Mor)Puler ((Mother) Fucker
Dass (Quite nasty word for Toilet)

When angry, or smacking their finger with a hammer, a sentence might look like this: (may vary from place to place)

"Faen, helvetes satan, fittehammerjævel Dra opp i fittehølet din dass"

(Devil, hells satan, cunthammerbastard. Go up in the cunthole you toilet)

There you have it. Feel free to ask if you have any questions.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just have to post this:

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.

Meaning:

Goddamn Whore Filthy Shithouse Jerk Bugger of your mother.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very nice. I love learning about other cultures. Even if its only about vulgar vocabulary words! Yeah Diversity!
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Now we'll all be so cool in our respective middle schools.
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