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| Holy crap, it's Spock! wrote: | | wrincewind wrote: | | "Elmo feel funny." |
Is that "Chestburster Elmo", or "Just Hit Puberty Elmo"?  |
I think it's "Alien just hit puberty Elmo".
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| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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| aurelyn wrote: | | Holy crap, it's Spock! wrote: | | wrincewind wrote: | | "Elmo feel funny." |
Is that "Chestburster Elmo", or "Just Hit Puberty Elmo"? |
I think it's "Alien just hit puberty Elmo". |
The item on every kid's toy list for next Christmas all because of key marketing factors. 
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| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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I thought I'd revive this thread, since I was messing around with a mate's kid's action men the other day...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:49 am Post subject: |
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dude thats just horrific..... no girls.....?
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He's a boy, bro - doesn't have any girl action figures. If I decide to make a series I'll have to get my hands on some Barbies I guess..
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*note to self - Get Barbies*
lmao
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lol the guy has a smile on his face and the other looks like he's trying to take a dump, which would, incedentally, be bad.
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And people wondered why I preferred stuffed animals...
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...because they're softer?
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Nah, just hated Barbie with great zeal.
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Ah.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:15 am Post subject: |
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God dammit! Does anyone know why photobucket deleted my images?
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P-O-R-N-A-G-R-A-P-H-I-C Images probably..
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Can it count as porn if they're dolls with no genitalia? Seems a bit harsh..
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| stoosh95 wrote: | While playing around with my soon to be 2 year old, this kinda, sorta, just happened
I'm sure her guidance counselor in highschool will forgive me.[/img] |
Lol at cookie monster waving to the guy tied up to the tycoon |
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LOL
I didn't see that before now ^^.
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| It's "Elmo dies or YOU die" Elmo with the novelty knife in the eye. |
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So it's true... Cookie Monster is the dominatrix in the group...
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: Re: Kid's toy abuse |
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| zombieopanic wrote: | | Lol at cookie monster waving to the guy tied up to the tycoon |
It's not a tycoon. It's Xenomorphic resin secreted for their mouths. |
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I like how the Sesame street characters are waving hello to them. ^_^
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Poor Big Bird... from bursting out of an egg to bursting out of someone's chest...  |
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| wrincewind wrote: | | just imagine what a BigBirdAlien would look like.... |
Thanks for just mentally scarring me for life. |
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| th line between innocence and sinisterism is very thin when it comes to kids tv |
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Also thin when it comes to passing or failing your English class eh brodie?
Anyway I want to get my hands on some of those alien and predator toys.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:35 am Post subject: Re: Kid's toy abuse |
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| Too bad for Sesame Street because they don't fight.. They are good guys haha |
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