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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:43 am Post subject: NEW HAIKU CONTEST!!! |
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NEW HAIKU CHALLANGE!!!!!
NO PRIZES!!!!!
im the judge, so i dont participate
just 4 fun
contests sarts NOW! _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:13 am Post subject: |
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What are the rules? _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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There are no rules bitch
Just make some shit up right now
Oh look, I'm cussing _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Pieh
Gender:  Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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I eat small babies
They are juicy and tender.
I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE IAHNSGH OISARGNIJK _________________ :| |
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stupidgenius

Gender:  Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 337 Location: Staring straight into Mango's eyes...
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Some think I am wierd
Others believe I am smart
I'm a real bad poet _________________ Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree. |
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Pieh
Gender:  Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Haiku haiku hai
Super mega hai-haiku
superman sucks ass _________________ :| |
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stupidgenius

Gender:  Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 337 Location: Staring straight into Mango's eyes...
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Vevlaa can't spell real good
I wish he would go to school
Or learn to spell right _________________ Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree. |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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I fall for ages
Never hitting solid ground
I yearn for the end
Down in the darkness
I see the bright light of hope
But only a glimpse
Seventeen bullets
Sitting in my assault rifle
Itch my finger doth _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Looking at the screen
Thinking about a haiku
Oh look, there it is _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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amyltrer

Gender:  Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 1678 Location: On a trophy wall
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:43 am Post subject: |
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There's a haiku contest
And I dunno know what to write
*watches her little tarantula*
Awww! Damn, that thing bites!
ARAAH.. Somebody call a doctor...I've been pricked.... _________________
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: |
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Mechas exploding
5 Bishounen pilots
Ah! Its a Gundam!!!
I wrote that a long time ago for Anime Network. I love Gundam Wing so...yep! n_n
Boogers in my nose
I pick and pick at it
Oh look its my brain! Hi brain!
I just made that up... _________________
Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo. |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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keep em coming!
i need a secound judge.... anyone...? _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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sin city kicks ass
marv's a bad motherfucker
this t-shirts's too big
[this is a haiku inspired by real-life t-shirt which i got as a gift recently. it's got a reddish figure of marv (i.e.mickey rourke) on it, and it's very very cool, apart from this one flaw] _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Crotchfire

Gender:  Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 527 Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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You're old as you feel
If that's the whole truth, love,
You'll be young, tonight! _________________ The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:56 am Post subject: |
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To school I must go
But go not is what I want
Screw the universe _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: |
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it only stinks bad
don't be afraid of it
swallow up
[wow...] _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Pieh
Gender:  Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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HOLY JESUS CHRIST
IM BURNING SO FUCKING BAD
SOMEBODY HELP ME _________________ :| |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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I have a bad cough
And still I keep on smoking
Not that I really care
But some people do
But that only annoys me
Go live your own life
So stop telling me
That smoking is bad for me
I will still do it
If you dont agree
You can go fuck yourself
I love cigarettes
Wowie, I never knew I had it in me  _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:28 am Post subject: |
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that's real emotional, A.  _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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zombieopanic

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 146 Location: At the bridge,WHERE YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Its cold in winter
Its hot in fall
can this make SENSE??? |
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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i killed a man.
he had a wife and two kids.
i slept peacefully.
skittles taste nice
coated in cream cheese
this kaiku sucks
you are biodegradeble
i wish to inherit your eybrows
chef brian reiterates. _________________ there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not. |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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I fly a ship
Her name is Enterprise-A
I'm at Science post _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Corporal Waffle

Gender:  Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 1080 Location: Waffle bells. Waffle bells. Waffles all the way...
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:51 am Post subject: |
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this thread is dead
i hoped it would be that
im going to sleep! _________________
| munan wrote: | | Vevlaa, for fuck's sake, edit your damn post!! |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Three and five is eight.
That is exactly what I ate.
Now to catch some bait. |
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Daffy D

Gender:  Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 204 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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A stand of seeders
A spaceship is taking off
and I am tired _________________ WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK BALLS? |
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