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Bloo

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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Unless your parents force you to a family reunion. But if my parents do that, I'll still watch it with my buddies and cousins.
Goddamnit. Everytime I see or hear 'F-22 Raptor' I instantly think Starscream. I need to get that fucking Voyager figure. |
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Twistys

Gender:  Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Posts: 418 Location: Finnland, I think. Not sure... Is that a Polar Bear
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Bleu wrote: | | Unless your parents force you to a family reunion. But if my parents do that, I'll still watch it with my buddies and cousins. |
I'd watch it with my granny if it came to that.  _________________ "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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So I've watched the trailer five or six times in the last week, and I'm actually beginning to get hopeful. AVP 1 was an unremitting pile of wank, but I have a little hope. The writer and directors don't exactly have a great pedigree, but on the other hand... The Aliens have looked crap in films for the last twenty years. Bad CGI after bad CGI. In AVP 1 they were shiny space velociraptors, ffs. The xenos in the new trailer look closer to the cock headed space bugs of the seventies and eighties. Similarly, the Predators in AVP 1 also looked dire. Unconvincing men in clumsy rubber muscle suits. The Pred(s?) seen in this trailer looks closer to the athletic original, with the body of a fighter, not a lumbering oaf.
Certainly it's easy to take the only good bits of a film and create a trailer that gives a false impression of quality, but I might actually venture to the cinema for this one.
I guess it seems like obsessing over trivial fanboy details, but if you fail to create the right atmosphere, you're dead and buried before the first scene is filmed. Hey, at least it's got a disposable cast of nobodies to kill in nasty ways. And Reiko Aylesworth sure is easy on the eye. Plus: Violence! _________________
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I'm quietly hopeful also... _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Satan Crime Wash

Gender:  Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 1980
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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I was talking to my brother about AVP 1 today, and he remarked that the Preds in that film looked like Power Rangers monsters. I'd say that pretty much sums it up far more concisely than I did. _________________
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:01 am Post subject: |
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| The Predators in AVP were too bulky and bestial. They weren't the legendary horror icons that they were representing, they were watered-down 300-looking things with a Predator exterior. |
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Forumgoer Unavailable
Gender:  Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 316 Location: Not here
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Twisty wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Do you often wake up all wet? |
...You're so easy... |
Yes, he's such a man-slut. _________________ I'm outtie, y'all. Lates. |
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:09 am Post subject: |
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| Wowza I'm Spidey-babe wrote: | | I say kill everything. If a Predalien forced me to crash land my massive ship back on earth and into a town full of military meat heads and stupid civilians...after a hunt that went to shit in Antartica...and with fuggers all over the damn place...I'd either be estatic or extremely pissed off. Fuck the humans and fuck the Xenos. I'm killing something. Women and children? If they can handle a weapon...they can handle getting skinned. Simple as that. And if you're a male over 18 years old? You're fucked. |
 _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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DarthDidious

Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 71 Location: Toronto
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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So? Who has seen the new movie?
What I thought of it? Well...yea...um...maybe I'll just see what other people have to say before I put in my two cents. _________________ Before you criticise a man, walk a mile in his shoes.....that way, when you do criticise him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Aww! Az! I heart you too! _________________
Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo. |
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Twistys

Gender:  Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Posts: 418 Location: Finnland, I think. Not sure... Is that a Polar Bear
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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Love is in the air. A round of heart shaped milk chocolates for everyone...
Godddd, I'm getting fat. Put an apple into my mouth and call me your pig.  _________________ "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:38 am Post subject: |
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As long as I can eat you out... I mean stuff you... I mean... aww, hell, nevermind. _________________
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Twistys

Gender:  Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Posts: 418 Location: Finnland, I think. Not sure... Is that a Polar Bear
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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Well, if you have a taste for teenager pigs then you better horry. Yahooo, 2-3 days to my twenties... I won't be teen anymore. *dances polka in a polka dot overalls* _________________ "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:12 am Post subject: |
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Am I the only one who likes AVP 1? It wasn't the worlds best movie, but I had a lot of fun watching it.
I thought they did a very good job on the monsters in that movie also, but the predators were too massive. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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DarthDidious

Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 71 Location: Toronto
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| Frost wrote: | Am I the only one who likes AVP 1? It wasn't the worlds best movie, but I had a lot of fun watching it.
I thought they did a very good job on the monsters in that movie also, but the predators were too massive. |
No you aren't. I think AVP1, despite obvious faults, wasn't too bad at all. I hear lots of people tear into it like it murdered their parents and I just can't see why.
And if AVP2 doesn't at least make AVP1 look good by comparison, then I must live on the wrong planet. _________________ Before you criticise a man, walk a mile in his shoes.....that way, when you do criticise him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Twistys

Gender:  Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Posts: 418 Location: Finnland, I think. Not sure... Is that a Polar Bear
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:38 am Post subject: |
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AvP1 is what Star Wars 1 was... A jolly family movie. _________________ "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:16 am Post subject: |
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hopefully AVP2 will be like SWEpi2, then.
a stroke of romance amid a war.
you know you want it. you're at the ALP after all. _________________ i have no time for anal love
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DarthDidious

Gender:  Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 71 Location: Toronto
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | hopefully AVP2 will be like SWEpi2, then.
a stroke of romance amid a war.
you know you want it. you're at the ALP after all. |
I think you might be a bit disappointed then. _________________ Before you criticise a man, walk a mile in his shoes.....that way, when you do criticise him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Twistys wrote: | Well, if you have a taste for teenager pigs then you better horry. Yahooo, 2-3 days to my twenties... I won't be teen anymore. *dances polka in a polka dot overalls* |
You sound good to me
Anyway, I also liked AvP1, so if AvP2 is even better... weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Twistys

Gender:  Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Posts: 418 Location: Finnland, I think. Not sure... Is that a Polar Bear
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Your avatar is VERY disturbing... Two hats, yup, gotta keep the little man in a holiday mood?
Only a week for the premiere. And I think I'm too scared to go and see it. _________________ "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Twistys wrote: | | Your avatar is VERY disturbing... Two hats, yup, gotta keep the little man in a holiday mood? |
Yeah... my New Years costume will include fireworks... _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Arm Romeo wrote: | | Twistys wrote: | | Your avatar is VERY disturbing... Two hats, yup, gotta keep the little man in a holiday mood? |
Yeah... my New Years costume will include fireworks... |
All the more to highlight certain details, my friend?  _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:02 am Post subject: |
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Actually, I tried it out yesterday... and let's just say there's no more need for that second hat  _________________
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angelusraptor

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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:22 am Post subject: |
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Now you're being vague... _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Yeah I know, just wanted to see how that feels.
And let's just drop the whole discussion about firecrackers in my... firecracker... whatever  _________________
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