What not to get the significant other for the Holidayz

cfos

For some reason, my wife was not impressed:

http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u42/FosB/?action=view&current=MOV01216.flv

Sal · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject:

you gave the wife a christmas present already?
you too are killing the x-mas spirit. what's wrong with y'all, alp-ers!
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cfos · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject:

Tsk, tsk Sal... Not every person celebrates Christmas. You aren't being a careful reader... (I named it Christmas sheep because that was what it was called. Not everything given in gift must be given based on name.)

Even those that do, may choose to celebrate a particular holiday on a separate date because they are obligated to visit respective families on actual dates.

You'll learn about the travel commitments when you get married, Sal. Rolling Eyes

Aramor · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject:

That thing is awesome! Would be cooler if it started... what the hell do you call it when a sheep makes those sheepy-sounds?
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MrCeleron · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:46 am Post subject:

Baa-ing?
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:47 am Post subject:

Yeah, baa-ing...
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Munan · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:30 am Post subject:

I once gave a booklet with 90 handwritten poems (handwritten by me, that is, though only 30 of the poems were my own) in it for christmas to someone I tried to impress.

I had to put myself on a very tight schedule because I had only 15 days to do it (i.e. I came up with the idea on the 10th of december) and my handwriting is so fearfully bad that I had to basically calligraphe all the poems, which took me like half an hour per poem, also because the pages were very small.

I can really accomplish something when I set my mind to it.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:12 am Post subject:

So can I. I just rarely set my mind to it.
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Munan · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

Yes, well, it was silly anyway, because...

Well, you know.
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Ipsa · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject:

cfos · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject:

Truth be told, it isn't. This was more of a white elephant. I actually already bought her a pair of white gold and a matching pair of yellow gold hoop earrings.

Aramor · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:38 am Post subject:

Sal · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject:

double post fuckit
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Sal · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject:

cfos · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:51 am Post subject:

Oh, so now you're saying you're better then us because you joined some fancy club? You know what was also a fancy club? The Gestapo! And you know what the Gestapo did? Really mean things!!!
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Ipsa · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:04 am Post subject:

cfos · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:56 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject:

Twistys · Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:44 am Post subject:

Your gifts nothing. In Finland it was possible to buy a living goat or a cow as a present. Some charity shit to support third world's countries. But this is the thing, you got a picture and some kind proof that you bought the animal to give as a present... not the animal. The animal was sent to the poor people of some Elbonia... And if you don't know where's Elbonia google it.
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