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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:25 pm    Post subject: What not to get the significant other for the Holidayz Reply with quote

For some reason, my wife was not impressed:

http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u42/FosB/?action=view&current=MOV01216.flv
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you gave the wife a christmas present already?
you too are killing the x-mas spirit. what's wrong with y'all, alp-ers!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tsk, tsk Sal... Not every person celebrates Christmas. You aren't being a careful reader... (I named it Christmas sheep because that was what it was called. Not everything given in gift must be given based on name.)

Even those that do, may choose to celebrate a particular holiday on a separate date because they are obligated to visit respective families on actual dates.

You'll learn about the travel commitments when you get married, Sal. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That thing is awesome! Would be cooler if it started... what the hell do you call it when a sheep makes those sheepy-sounds?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baa-ing?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, baa-ing...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once gave a booklet with 90 handwritten poems (handwritten by me, that is, though only 30 of the poems were my own) in it for christmas to someone I tried to impress.

I had to put myself on a very tight schedule because I had only 15 days to do it (i.e. I came up with the idea on the 10th of december) and my handwriting is so fearfully bad that I had to basically calligraphe all the poems, which took me like half an hour per poem, also because the pages were very small.

I can really accomplish something when I set my mind to it.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So can I. I just rarely set my mind to it.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, well, it was silly anyway, because...

Well, you know.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Baa-ing?

Or "bleating."

I'd be pretty amused to receive that as a gift as long as it wasn't the only thing I received.

It should've been filled with green jelly beans.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Truth be told, it isn't. This was more of a white elephant. I actually already bought her a pair of white gold and a matching pair of yellow gold hoop earrings.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Yes, well, it was silly anyway, because...

Well, you know.


Yeah, I know...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

double post fuckit
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You'll learn about the travel commitments when you get married, Sal. Rolling Eyes

you diss me on the grounds i'm not married? that's marital-status-ism!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
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You'll learn about the travel commitments when you get married, Sal. Rolling Eyes

you diss me on the grounds i'm not married? that's marital-status-ism!


No, nothing like that... consider being married as part of a club. There are things you just won't experience 'till you join the club. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, so now you're saying you're better then us because you joined some fancy club? You know what was also a fancy club? The Gestapo! And you know what the Gestapo did? Really mean things!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Oh, so now you're saying you're better then us because you joined some fancy club? You know what was also a fancy club? The Gestapo!

Hm. It didn't take very long for this to get godwinned.

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No, nothing like that... consider being married as part of a club. There are things you just won't experience 'till you join the club. Wink

You're trying to trick us into something, aren't you? Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, so now you're saying you're better then us because you joined some fancy club? You know what was also a fancy club? The Gestapo!

Hm. It didn't take very long for this to get godwinned.

cfos wrote:
No, nothing like that... consider being married as part of a club. There are things you just won't experience 'till you join the club. Wink

You're trying to trick us into something, aren't you? Razz


I'm just bein' honest. I never claimed it was fancy nor did I claim that the members have as much fun as those club "members" in the Valtrex commericals.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hm. It didn't take very long for this to get godwinned.


Uhm, and what exactly does godwinned mean?
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Your gifts nothing. In Finland it was possible to buy a living goat or a cow as a present. Some charity shit to support third world's countries. But this is the thing, you got a picture and some kind proof that you bought the animal to give as a present... not the animal. The animal was sent to the poor people of some Elbonia... And if you don't know where's Elbonia google it.
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