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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:47 am    Post subject: dirty old man Reply with quote

I know that Simon will decry my posting of another ebaums link, but this one is pretty funny, in a surreal kind of way.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/cussing-old-man.html
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um.... thats weird.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just like me after I've hit my toe to a doorstep and dropped a pile of papers that were in a particular order scaring the cat which freaks and rams to a glass yar breaking it and shedding the cents and euros around the kitchen. Yes, I cursed like a pirate and I think my aged neihgbour is currently asking God to send me to hell. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you also make bizarre statements about pork rinds and practice your naked pelvic thrusts in front of a mirror?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I do decry you.

You couldn't find it somewhere else? I will not let my computer be defiled by Eric Bauman!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"naked pelvic thrusts", yes. Sometimes. When I feel like entertaining myself.
"bizarre statements about pork rinds", no never. I take my food serious.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he reminds me of Mooj (the old indian guy) from 40 Year Old Virgin
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to jump on the thread necromancing bandwagon, but..

ha, deleted!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that cinches it for me, then. Tirisfal is definitely a bot.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A very clever and cunning bot... cunning... like a raccoon with wings!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the world cunning made me think of cunnilingus suddenly.
just a thought.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have an inside joke with cunnilingus and cunning linguist... but yeah, it's an inside joke, so I'd better explain it when I'm not drunk...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, I do decry you.

You couldn't find it somewhere else? I will not let my computer be defiled by Eric Bauman!


*Sheds tiny tear*
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

666?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

12/21/2012
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohnoes! The Poxy-Clipse!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A very clever and cunning bot... cunning... like a raccoon with wings!


That would be the best thing ever. Evar.
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