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Is it pathetic that the most popular topic ever to grace the "sports" area is about porn?
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| Personally, I find it rather appropriate. |
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Touché.
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Porn as a sport.
Well, wasn't there somthing in 'I Claudivs' where the Ceasar's wife and Rome's most famous prostitute compete over who can fuck the most men without tiring out?
That's gotta be a sport. |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: conquered |
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| Blaster wrote: | | Is it pathetic that the most popular topic ever to grace the "sports" area is about porn? |
I came I conquered 
That can be taken two different ways 
Ahahahahahahaha
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I haven't decided yet whether that is delightfully clever in its simplicitiy, or just.....eh, ok, take the compliment, ya bastard.
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Did somebody say venereal disease?!
...at least, that's what I THINK VD stands for here...
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| Blaster wrote: | | I haven't decided yet whether that is delightfully clever in its simplicitiy... |
o_O what hell the was that?
VD stands for veneral disease. It's been replaced by some stupid shit called STD, sexually trasnmited disease. |
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I mean the play on vini, vidi, vici, ya schlongington. (Hmm, I'm not sure if I spelled the Latin words correctly. I'm pretty sure I spelled "schlongington" correctly though).
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I was reffering to your usage of 'delightfully clever in its simplicitiy' as a noun.
It's simplicity, not simplicitiy. |
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Freakin' ingrate. Like you never had a typo before...
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| I may have had typos, that doesn't mean you should have them. |
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| bburgis wrote: | | How can you tell who wins? |
Well basically it'd be about endurance, but extra points could be awarded from:
Technique - "Good lord, he's... yes, he really is doing it upside down, using only his upper lip and a jar of mustard! That, ladies and gentlemen, takes some skill!"
Speed - "130... 145... 160.. 190 aaaaaaand 200 mph! We have a record!"
Volume - "Whoo boy, lookit 'em flow! I believe that's... yes, we have an estimate of three and a half litres of hot, gooey manjuice!"
"I haven't seen that much jizz since I last caught my wife cheating on me with those two softball teams"
"...dude. Not cool!"
Accuracy - "Krahulic seems to have the lead with 4 candles in 60 seconds. The pressure is now on Tomlinson, to get all five!"
Erm... yeah. That's all I can come up with. Anyone have ideas?
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| Simon_Says wrote: | I was reffering to your usage of 'delightfully clever in its simplicitiy' as a noun.
It's simplicity, not simplicitiy. |
And what in heavens' name could you POSSIBLY confuse it with??
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| Female Anonymous wrote: | | Seeker wrote: | | I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim! |
| Neovanglist wrote: | Physical exertion
Spectators
Rabid fans
Established stars
Multi-million dollar industry
Random testing (steroids, AIDS... same diff) |
WOW  Dam Fother Mucker Thats it Anouncers and Rabid fans!
I'm a rabid fan I want Preed ass
and I dont mean the band |
uhm..ok that didn't make any sense. But since you watch porn, it's ok. I think porn could be a sport. Just think of the kinky sex games involved.....
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i think that's inapropead
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boy's.. it already happened.
just type sex records into google.
btw, never saw "I, claudius". read the book though and liked it. is the film good? |
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well kids, if bowling is a sport anything can be seen as a sport.
Sex olympics would soon be banned due to the fact that the summer olympics would lose it's ratings in a matter of seconds.
would be something like this:
stamina: longest to cum
power: biggest load
endurance: how many bull's can be milked before you can't see milk anymore
and so forward. Plus if it was made official it would compell more geeks to get away from the pc daily.
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