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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which is equal to douche-bag.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fun fact: I wanted to just say "masturbate!", because I have a thing for pointless rhyming.

Kinda like how most cancer patients have a 'thing' for smoking.

also i'm pretty sure douchebag isn't hyphenated maybe
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you have a thing for the word "masturbate?"

I think it can go both ways. I've always put a hyphen with that word and never got complaints.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Kinda like how most cancer patients have a 'thing' for smoking.


Hey, if some doctor told me I've got 5 years to life if I quit smoking right now and 2 years if I keep smoking the way I do... I'd keep smoking... fuck, I'm gonna ask them to put a whole box of cigarettes in my coffin when they're gonna cremate me!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A survey's just been published in Britain that shows that 6 out of 10 clinically obese people would rather die than excercise or change their diet. Scary.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

did they actually say "i choose to die" or was it more of a tricky question?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it was more an implied death from being unhealthy, rather than an instant 'if you don't put the burger down and get on that treadmill right now I'm gonna shoot you in the head' kind of death.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

right. the odds would be different.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although the former would be a good way to solve the current global obesity crisis. As well as making the gym a much more interesting place for the rest of us.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

absolutely. even i would consider going to one.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I go away for the weekend and this is what I find?

This totally made my day. I don't think there's been a thread the last few months that made me laugh so much as this one.

I can see where Digitaaliklosetti is coming from. I think it would be downright hilarious to make the guy moderator or even admin.

But my last "hilarious" schemes involved us all becoming Bloo and that horrible "Fag, you're it" thread. So let's not go there.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't be to hard on yourself -- your schemes were much more fun that the normal banter/complaining that dominates many threads.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah well, the fart seemed to have passed...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah. He's terrorizing the other threads.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. Wow. I almost forgot about that. Thanks, Munan. Although it was fun... it was kind of annoying too...

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I hate bad grammar so fucking much.

I don't mean to be offensive when I say this, but please stop typing "I seen."
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Although it was... it was kind of annoying too...


No, really?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wowza I'm Spidey-babe wrote:
Nah. He's terrorizing the other threads.


Really? Then he is doing it quite sneaky, because I haven't seen a post made by him in the past two days.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he's a sneaky fart.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of them quiet farts ey? The kind that you "release" when you're in public and then you quickly move away but still keep watching the other people to see their reaction?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
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Although it was funny... it was kind of annoying too...


No, really?


Yeah. Really.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really really?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, really really...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YARLY!
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