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cfos

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Bloo

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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...Hell yeah?
Might go see it because it has Jet Li in it. The other guy looks familiar. |
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Aramor

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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Definitely gonna see it... I mean, Jet Li and Jason Statham... _________________
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cfos

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| The Transporter meets the One! Who needs a plot when there is this much action. |
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Aramor

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Too bad Jet Li wasn't in any of the Transporter movies... _________________
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Bloo

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Oh yeah, that's where he's from.
Jet Li's not only the One, he's fearless and has been unleashed. |
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | Jet Li's not only the One, he's fearless and has been unleashed. |
Ah-ha-ha! Okay, enough movie puns please. _________________ I'm outtie, y'all. Lates. |
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:53 am Post subject: |
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And he got a kiss of the dragon... _________________
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Frost

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Unleashed is one of my favorite movies. I usually don't care for Jet Li movies that much, otherwise. The One wasn't bad and I never saw Fearless, however.
I haven't really loved a single movie Statham has been in. I thought Transporter was slightly entertaining, but mostly stupid. |
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Aurelyn Moderator

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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I thought Kiss of the Dragon was okay, mostly for Cyril Raffaelli being awesome (as he was in District B13), but The One was the honkiest pile of shite ever. Jet Li's martial arts just aren't enough to carry a script that bad. The boy 'aint no Bruce Lee. _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
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cfos

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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"I haven't really loved a single movie Statham has been in. I thought Transporter was slightly entertaining, but mostly stupid."
Have you seen: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels |
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Aurelyn Moderator

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| cfos wrote: |
Have you seen: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels |
Does the pope shit in the woods? _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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Do snakes live on planes?
Anyway, Kiss of the Dragon is pretty awesome I think... so is the Transporter.
Transporter 2 is better though. _________________
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Bloo

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
Transporter 2 was better.
Because I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
I don't think the Pope would ever shit in the woods.
Because I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
Why do I keep saying that?
Because I'm Samuel L. motherfucking Jackson,
and I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. |
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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No one mentioned Lethal Weapon 4 yet? In Hong Kong, you'd be dead. _________________
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Aramor

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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Why should we mention Lethal Weapon 4? Since when did this turn into a "Certain actor's greatest hits" topic?
Anyway, Statham is also pretty cool in Mean Machine... _________________
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Snatch was better. So was Italian Job.
Also does anyone know when that Dungeon Siege movie by Uwe boll starring Statham is coming out? _________________
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Aramor

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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I know a lot of people who would answer that with "hopefully never"... _________________
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Frost

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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | Snatch was better. So was Italian Job.
Also does anyone know when that Dungeon Siege movie by Uwe boll starring Statham is coming out? |
And the toilet boll flushes again... _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Bloo

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:41 am Post subject: |
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| Uwe Boll is worse than Paul Anderson for fucking with Aliens, Predators, and Resident Evil. |
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Frost

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | Uwe Boll is worse than Paul Anderson for fucking with Aliens, Predators, and Resident Evil. |
Anderson is bad, but he's not horrible. Uwe Boll is just... a complete dipshit. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Bloo

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Anderson does have some good movies, now I'm not saying I hate the man, I'm just saying that fucking with Resident Evil, Aliens and Predators was a bad move. |
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AAATripper

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Jason Statham was a complete awesome package in Crank. 'nuff said. _________________
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Aramor

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: |
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You know what would be awesome... Jason Statham versus Vin Diesel... it's like the Clash of the Bold Motherfuckers!!! _________________
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cfos

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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:09 am Post subject: |
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| Saw this movie this weekend. Was alright. There was a double-twist at the end -- one predictable, one not-so. |
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