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Quantum porn theory ey... well, I'll believe it if you find pictures of a girl named Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime... I mean, it has to exist now right, because I thought of it?
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramoreo wrote: | | Quantum porn theory ey... well, I'll believe it if you find pictures of a girl named Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime... I mean, it has to exist now right, because I thought of it? |
...Nah, but this is close enough. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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Fuck no, that ain't even the same ball park...
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramoreo wrote: | | Fuck no, that ain't even the same ball park... |
Unless someone who thinks the same as you posts up what you really asked for somewhere on the net, that's probably all you're going to get. |
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Yeah, that don't really matter... I'm just saying that a picture of Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime is not the same ballpark as a furryified Optimus Prime... it ain't even the same leaugue... fuck, it ain't even the same sport.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramoreo wrote: | | Yeah, that don't really matter... I'm just saying that a picture of Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime is not the same ballpark as a furryified Optimus Prime... it ain't even the same leaugue... fuck, it ain't even the same sport. |
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| Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | Aramoreo wrote: | | Quantum porn theory ey... well, I'll believe it if you find pictures of a girl named Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime... I mean, it has to exist now right, because I thought of it? |
...Nah, but this is close enough. |
Oh and btw, show of hands for who would have sex with a female Optimus Prime? It's just not physically enticing for those of us who a) had role models besides cartoon characters growing up or b) are afraid of having metal near their genitalia.
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Now that's taking it too far. No one really mentioned wanting to have sex with the girl, or at least that she's only an anime' character made up by someone who has the time to draw that up.
That's not a female Optimus Prime, that's an anime's girl cosplaying as him.
I wasn't really saying it was the same, just that it's probably the closest thing that would ever cross "Optimus Prime" and "girl" that isn't really for kids. |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:47 am Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | I wasn't really saying it was the same, just that it's probably the closest thing that would ever cross "Optimus Prime" and "girl" that isn't really for kids. |
Don't know about that. She's not revealing more skin than the girls with the huge heads, eyes and idealised bodies even barbie wouldn't dream of in the cartoon my 9 year old cousin was watching.
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| Munan wrote: | | Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | I wasn't really saying it was the same, just that it's probably the closest thing that would ever cross "Optimus Prime" and "girl" that isn't really for kids. |
Don't know about that. She's not revealing more skin than the girls with the huge heads, eyes and idealised bodies even barbie wouldn't dream of in the cartoon my 9 year old cousin was watching. |
Yes, but she wasn't watching grown up cartoons.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | | Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | I wasn't really saying it was the same, just that it's probably the closest thing that would ever cross "Optimus Prime" and "girl" that isn't really for kids. |
Don't know about that. She's not revealing more skin than the girls with the huge heads, eyes and idealised bodies even barbie wouldn't dream of in the cartoon my 9 year old cousin was watching. |
Yeah, but Barbie dolls don't show private places, they're only smooth around that part. Other pieces of the artist's gallery clearly show much more than that. |
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I don't know which pictures you found in that gallery, but all I saw was boobage...
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, little kids usually to go "MY EYESSSS!!" or something similar when they see boobs, unless you know a kid who instead went, "Take it off! Take it all off!" who was under twelve. |
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They were called Bratz. It was meant for young children, but it mostly was about sluttily dressed teens throwing slumber parties so they could dress up even more slutty.
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I was wondering when this conversation would be dumped here... 
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Personally I find it kind of fun-killing to dump Holy Random Offtopciness to the Utter BS section.
In the old days one could be random and it would stay random and the conversation would evolve into something completely different form the starting subject. That was fun.
Utter-BS dumping isn't.
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Munan is drunk with power.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:53 am Post subject: |
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Hmm... so technically... if I go searching for hot Munan porn...
Okay, nevermind...
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| Aramoreo wrote: | | Hmm... so technically... if I go searching for hot Munan porn... |
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Actually one of the Transformers shows had a girl that was like the sidekick of optimus. And there's japanese fan porn comics of them doing it. Not the same as kinky kelly whoever that is, but it exists.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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Well of course I know there are hentai pictures of that, I've seen fairies getting it on with a beetle, so unless you post them that's the best I can come up with that doesn't waste more than five minutes of my life.
| Milk's favorite cookie wrote: | | Hmm... so technically... if I go searching for hot Munan porn... |
No. Don't even think about it. Unless someone posts up a picture of a fox and... NO. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I found pics of a fox having... no. Here ya go anyway.
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| Lonely_Guy wrote: | I found pics of a fox having... no. Here ya go anyway.
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Heheh, clever using their game quotes.
Anyway, until I get a real fox doing that with a real falcon who isn't in a video-game that is a pirate and is smiling weirdly, that's close enough. No one try anymore. Really. Don't try anymore. Seriously. |
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| BaconNeggs wrote: | | Not the same as kinky kelly whoever that is, but it exists. |
Kinky Kelly is something out of Clerks 2. The line "a picture of Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime" is a quote from said movie.
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