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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aren't we all glad traffic lights aren't run by lemons?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The local cops are corrupt.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cops everywhere are corrupt.
coz i'm a... cop killah!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i leaned that e to the i times pi plus one equals zero. i don't know what it means, but...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird Sal wrote:
cops everywhere are corrupt.
coz i'm a... cop killah!

Sal is his name and the boy's comin straight outta Poland
He's a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
And make ya sister think he loves her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if he ever gets caught he makes bail
See, he don't give a fuck, that's the problem
He sees a motherfuckin cop he don't dodge him
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a good one. Bravo, Chainsaw, bravo.

Now go and actually make a song with those lyrics.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


so i'm in da hood n' them brothas come up 2 me, n' they all like "4 Life!", n' i'm like "yeah, 4 Life!"


Simon_Says wrote:
That's a good one. Bravo, Chainsaw, bravo.
Now go and actually make a song with those lyrics.

you mean like this?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit, I can't believe NWA went back in time and ripped off my lyrics, yo.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omg I love that pic so much I'm saving it.

Ooh Sal baby...you so gangsta.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since when did going to the sun-tan parlor with a Mexican wrestling mask made of lead become gangsta?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since he posted it up.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Since when did going to the sun-tan parlor with a Mexican wrestling mask made of lead become gangsta?

Mexican?
Confused
i look Mexican???

hell, if Preston looks Chinese...


anyway, you're prob'ly just jealous that you didn't win the casting for the white-bread member of NWA.
MC Y-Tee, yo!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I was saying you must have been wearing a Lucha Libre Mask made of lead, or something.

Also, the white bread theory falls flat when you notice your neck and arms look like they've been in the oven for too long.

Also I only didn't make it because I'm not white. I'm white and black, which apparently is a problem. The bling also kind of got lost in the fur.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

butbutbut...i'm wearing handcuffs! i'm gangsta!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No that makes you either...

a) A criminal who recently escaped jail with buddies who couldn't figure out how to pick the locks of a set of handcuffs. Or blow it away with a welding torch. Or cut it with cable cutters. Or bite with their industrial strength teeth.

b) Fucked up in the head.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i choose B will you respect my gangsta more or less?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hand-cuffs do not make you a gangster. It only gives you some seriously fucked up st. cred. which no one appreciates. Trust me I know.

Not me, but someone that was on the news a few years ago.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
No that makes you either...

a) A criminal who recently escaped jail with buddies who couldn't figure out how to pick the locks of a set of handcuffs. Or blow it away with a welding torch. Or cut it with cable cutters. Or bite with their industrial strength teeth.

b) Fucked up in the head.

Or c) potentially fun in bed.

Just sayin'.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a bad influene on my friends.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought that as well but then I just started acting smart in front of them and they stopped trying to do flippy kicks. Maybe that should help... I think...............?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
Or c) potentially fun in bed.

Just sayin'.


I like the way you think Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramoreo wrote:
Ipsa wrote:
Or c) potentially fun in bed.

Just sayin'.


I like the way you think Wink


I second that... Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramoreo wrote:
Ipsa wrote:
Or c) potentially fun in bed.

Just sayin'.


I like the way you think Wink


I second that... Wink


Hmm, and I'm still wondering: are handcuffs really all that funny in bed?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say it depends on what you've just done with them.
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Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Hmm, and I'm still wondering: are handcuffs really all that funny in bed?


Well, personally I wouldn't mind being handcuffed to the bed so I can't really do anything and a girl just has her way with me... just for once or so.

Or, you can use them the other way around... you handcuff the girl to the bed so that when she regains consciousness she can't run away. Also be sure to put tape on her mouth or she'll start screaming...
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