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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:27 am Post subject: Should porn be a sport |
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Abe holds the record for consecutive watchind porn. So dose that make it a sport 
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I think that if bowling is a sport, then so is masturbating.
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Acting in porn films burns helluva lot calories. Not that I've tried!
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I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim!
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Look at it this way.
Physical exertion
Spectators
Rabid fans
Established stars
Multi-million dollar industry
Random testing (steroids, AIDS... same diff)
Looks like a sport to me.
Must resist temptation to make steroid-ass injection pun... nooo...
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:22 am Post subject: |
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Female was asking if watching porn should be considered a sport.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:37 am Post subject: Re: Should porn be a sport |
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| Female Anonymous wrote: | | Abe holds the record for consecutive watchind porn. So dose that make it a sport |
Well, it would certainly make the Olympics more interesting...
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| it would be like #1 popualr sport |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject: YES!! |
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[quote="Seeker"]I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim![/quote]
[quote="Neovanglist"]Physical exertion
Spectators
Rabid fans
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Multi-million dollar industry
Random testing (steroids, AIDS... same diff) [/quote]
WOW  Dam Fother Mucker Thats it Anouncers and Rabid fans!
I'm a rabid fan I want Preed ass
and I dont mean the band 
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| Seeker wrote: | | I guess it could be a sport, but think if it did become a sport... wierd. wonder what that would be like Anouncer:And it looks like Johnson is going for the center left! Score 8 points for johnson! looks like a tough match to me Bob Anouncer2:Right you are Tim! |
wudnt mind havin that job lol |
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| abe isnt real and niether is monday night porn stars |
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| PeaceMaker wrote: | | abe isnt real and niether is monday night porn stars |
NNNOOOOOOO!!!! You just dashed all of my dreams. Let me guess, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus aren't real either? What next, Aramor doesn't really love me and want to have my pred babies?
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Aramor could never love you! He only loves his hugger.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject: love |
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I love Men!  There easey to dominate
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| Blaster wrote: | | Aramor could never love you! He only loves his hugger. |
Thanks, Blaster. After that wonderfull pick-me-up I think I'll just go kill myself. That, or hug Mandi (my plushie pred, named after his mandibles) while curled up in the corner and cry myself to sleep. One or the other. |
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Hmm...there'll be a lotta human-on-plushie action tonight. Sometimes I wish I were a plushie. 
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How can you tell who wins?
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Dude, Jess... (not as in that I mean Jess is a dude, like with Desert_Drum in some other topic. Dude is such a weird word. Jess is a nice name. I actually know another girl named Jess. Wish I would see her again soon... *sigh* anyhoo, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, Of Dude's And Jess's (I get to tend them rabbits, don't I George?(Oh. My. Friggin. God... I just quoted something from a book, not from a movie!)))
New block of text....
We should go on a double-date. You and me, and Newt and Mandi (You know, I actually know a girl named Mandy, and a cat named Nandi. And I'm not making sense, now am I. (Bring in the auto-sense maker!))
Edit: Just read through my post... I also don't mean Desert_Drum is a dude... DUDE!!! I'm going to become so not-shibby right now! Maybe I oughta cut back on the shibby-ing... *slaps himself* Thanks, I needed that. (Hey, I quoted something from a book, I just have to balance it out again by quoting something from a movie)
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| You know, if we were in the same state (or even the same country) I would so take you up on that double date thing. But, it might be kind of difficult with an ocean and a continent between us. Or a continent and an ocean. Depending on which direction you think about going. |
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Imagine how the people in the restaurant or whatever we're going to will look at our table... you know, with us... and two plushes... dammit, why did we have to colonize america!
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Concerns over the content of the message previosuly posted here have forced me to remove it from the website. If you have read it, please ignore it, if you have not read it, all the better.
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Dude, way cool
We should ask Mr. B to make a comic about it 
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| Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Holy crap, I sound like a bitch. And you made Mandi a slut. |
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