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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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People who announce their intention to cross a busy road by pushing their child in a buggy out in front of the traffic.

So you have chavs in Ireland too, then?


Hehe. We call them something else though...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might wanna edit that.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also, Apple commercials need to go. They're inaccurate, insulting, and fucking obnoxious.



I have 2 short ytmnds for you that should be aired on TV worldwide to put Mac/apple in their places.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really sucky movies that are a total waste of time... like this movie I watched yesterday called "Left Behind: World at War"...

Let me tell you what it's about and what I think about it: ok, so there's this dude called Nicolae (yep, he's Russian) who brought world peace and founded the Global Community. All countries of the world disarmed and global peace was finally achieved. But then there are these two "terrorist" groups. First there is the Militia, your standard "We don't like the current government so let's be total dicks and shoot stuff". The other group are the Christians... apparently Nicolae banned faith in God and now the Christians hold secret meetings where they... uhm... do what Christians do I guess. They pray and stuff and marry people and take vows that involve God every other word.

It's kinda weird that he banned religion and then called his capital of the world "New Babylon". Could be just me ofcourse.

Anyway, then the shit hits the fan. The president of the United States, who helped get Nicolae achieve world peace finds out that the bastard is producing chemical weapons with which he is going to attack several large US cities and then blame it on the Militia so he can get away with shooting people whenever he likes. So ofcourse the president and a small task force are going to stop this from happening, because we won't let some Russian SOB kill good American citizens... well, this leads to that and the president manages to sneak a gun into Nicolae's office and shoots him. Except Nicolae doesn't die. The bullets go right through him. Because he is the anti-christ!!!1!ZOMFG!! Nicolae then uses his hellish powers to make the president almost choke himself and then throws him out of a window, 30 floors up or something like that.
The president lands on a car, has some blood on his upper lip and then walks away. Because he is the resurrection of Jesus!!!1!WTFBBQ!!! Anyway, he goes back to his little task force who don't believe that he shot Nicolae at point blank range without killing him and that he never fell out of a 30 story window and lived. So they ban him from their little group.

Oh yeah, World War III has begun. Nicolae is attacking the entire world!!! So ofcourse the president goes back to the White House, which is still half standing and starts sobbing like a whiney little bitch. And then all of a sudden one of the Christians comes by and converts the president who then gets superpowers and defeats Nicolae!!! Oh yeah, and most of the Christians got the plague because Nicolae gave them infected bibles... but after drinking some red wine, which is the blood of Jesus as we all know they get better!!! Red wine is some awesome stuff yo.

All in all the entire movie was just one big promotion of God in one of the cornyest ways I've ever seen. Hell, it makes Orgazmo seem heathen...

Anyway, I saw Escape From Alcatraz after that, which made my day again.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Of course, he might have meant to put the question mark earlier in the statement, leading to:

WHAT ART? THOU FUCK!

PossiblY making some statement about telemarketing in a modern artistic context, and using fuck as a noun as described above by Munan.


But that would only make sense if the telemarketeer had implicitly or explicitly stated that telemarketing is an art, wouldn't it? Or if Seratuhl would think there is a common sense which regards telemarketing as art.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry if this was said already, but something that must go is those fucking annoying people that MMORPGs attract, and those annoying "Oh, it was an 85' regular not an 85' special edition, retard ass!" fanboys who think they know everything and need to get a life.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

People. All of the ones I work with. They all must go.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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People. All of the ones I work with. They all must go.


Hard day at the office?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah... I'm moving offices again. Going to a basement t'morrow and then (hopefully...?) an office in another building at the end of the month.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love must go. It is a catastrophe.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow... sounds serious... what's up?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing much, really.

With love I really mean the romantic, Western conception of love that has caused quite a lot of trouble because it is unattainable. You're fed it as an ideal through movies, stories and television, but in your private life it never works out like a fairy tale and people get frustrated. I've seen it around me a lot, lately.

On a lighter note, cleavage must go. My new office is on the second floor at the streetside and there's a constant stream of women walking by. It's distracting.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why don't you send it all my way? I feel okay about distraction...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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On a lighter note, cleavage must go.

Fatuous falsehood!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"On a lighter note, cleavage must go. My new office is on the second floor at the streetside and there's a constant stream of women walking by. It's distracting."

Rather than having cleavage go (and ruining it for the rest of us), why don't you just try concentrating harder on your work? It's not like you are going to walk out on the street, pick up someone, and fuck... right? *L*
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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On a lighter note, cleavage must go.


*Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOO*

If cleavage is gone, then what am I gonna look at at partys when I'm drunk?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ass
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but it's kinda rude to stare at a girls ass when you're talking to her...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, but it's kinda rude to stare at a girls ass when you're talking to her...

As opposed to staring at her cleavage, which is very polite?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's harder for the girl to notice when she's got her back to you. So ass is a nice alternative.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so that you have no chance of getting caught by the girl you're staring at, be at least five feet away. When you're done, that's when you can start hitting on her.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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As opposed to staring at her cleavage, which is very polite?


Well, I was working yesterday and some girls just want you to look at their cleavage... I mean, why else would they wear a low-cut shirt and hang all over the counter when they're buying some coins...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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As opposed to staring at her cleavage, which is very polite?


Well, I was working yesterday and some girls just want you to look at their cleavage... I mean, why else would they wear a low-cut shirt and hang all over the counter when they're buying some coins...


of course they do.
they all really like to get "violated" too.
rape's such a myth.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I think maybe they just tried to get free coins or something...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your honour...
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