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Treach

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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:44 am Post subject: Money or sex? |
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I saw this question somewhere else, but I'm adding my own twist:
Would you rather be given 1 million dollars, or have sex with your choice of 5 people (at any time, 1 at a time) for the rest of your life? Who would your pool of 5 people be?
If you'd choose the sex, what amount of money would change your mind? |
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Inkmonkey

Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 193 Location: The Great American West
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:57 am Post subject: |
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Shit, with a million dollars I could buy plenty of sex.  _________________
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Digitaaliklosetti

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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:15 am Post subject: |
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The moolah. With the money, I'd finally be able to fund my glorious army of Justice and bring down the sick, backward government, controlled by and with the Holy Dollar. Once that's all over and a somewhat enforced communism is in place, I get t3h s3x anyway. Rebel leaders always get more vagina than they know what to do with. _________________ bitchez n hose |
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Ranka

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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| I'd be happy having sex with only one person for the rest of my life. So money it'd be. I don't even care much for money but out of these options it's much more useful. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: |
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MONEY!!! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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desert_drum

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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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The cash. _________________ "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams |
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Inkmonkey

Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 193 Location: The Great American West
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Wait... can the 5 people be fictional characters? _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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They can be for a million dollars  _________________
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Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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The money, of course. _________________ Context is everything. |
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desert_drum

Gender:  Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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How about you, Treach? You never said what you'd choose. _________________ "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams |
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Holly Resurrected

Gender:  Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 976 Location: The Shadow Gallery
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Gimme money. It's easier to get sex with money than to get money with sex. And you can't invest sex in the bank and get sex dividends and increased sex interest. _________________ The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Still internet married to Tripper. |
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desert_drum

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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Holly wrote: | | And you can't invest sex in the bank and get sex dividends and increased sex interest. |
That all depends on how you're defining terms  _________________ "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams |
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riff13
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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Gimme the money.
Chicks dig a dude with money. _________________
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General Grievous

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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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Money!
No moneys no honeys!  _________________
Click my sig! |
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Aramor's #1 Fan
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Money! I could go to the male prostitute's house! |
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Aramor's #1 Fan
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| testing...my sig |
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Crotchfire

Gender:  Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 527 Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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I'm gonna have to break away from the trend here, cause while a $million is a lot amount of money, it's not a holy-jebus-crapton of money. Besides, the choice of 5 people with whom I could have sex at any time... Do you honestly think that I could buy sex with Anna Kournikova for a million? How about Lindsay Lohan? No? Didn't think so.
You also didn't specify whether the million was tax-free.
Now, if the money option was $10 million tax-free, then I'd probably go with the money.
Besides... I go to an engineering school right now. I don't get much sex  _________________ The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up. |
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bewtifulfreak
Gender:  Joined: 13 May 2005 Posts: 26
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Crotchfire wrote: | | I'm gonna have to break away from the trend here, cause while a $million is a lot amount of money, it's not a holy-jebus-crapton of money. |
I'd really like to be in a position where I could actually utter a sentence like that.
| Crotchfire wrote: | | Besides, the choice of 5 people with whom I could have sex at any time... Do you honestly think that I could buy sex with Anna Kournikova for a million? How about Lindsay Lohan? No? Didn't think so. |
Ah, I suppose therein lies the rub - even if I wasn't married, as long as I could have good sex with somebody nice and reasonably attractive, I'd be happy; there are no celebs I'd like to sleep with even remotely bad enough to turn my nose up at a million dollars!
| Crotchfire wrote: | | You also didn't specify whether the million was tax-free. |
Again, I'd like to be in a position where I could consider the amount left over from a million after taxes and laugh, "Ha-HA, a mere pitance!"
| Crotchfire wrote: | Besides... I go to an engineering school right now. I don't get much sex  |
Ah, now we arrive at the *real* crux of the matter....!  |
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Inkmonkey

Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 193 Location: The Great American West
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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I'm gonna have to back up Freak here and say that good sex is good sex, no matter who it was with. Matter of fact, at least two of my five would be people I know in my personal life. _________________
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Crotchfire

Gender:  Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 527 Location: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Well then, consider that I'm at an engineering school with the ratio of girls to guys is about 1 to 3. Attractive girls become egomaniacal psychotic witches, and unattractive girls (who have suddenly become attractive) become egomaniacal psychotic witches.
...and I haven't been laid since August.
Can you really blame me for fantasizing?
...only one more year till graduation... _________________ The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up. |
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InvaderJess
Gender:  Joined: 28 Feb 2005 Posts: 346 Location: Always lurking in the shadows
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, poor baby. If your name didn't hint at burning venerial diseases, I'd offer to help you with your unfortunate problem.  |
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Blaster Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 2542 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Inkmonkey wrote: | | Matter of fact, at least two of my five would be people I know in my personal life. |
Ah....interesting. As I do not pine away after celebrities, this resonates more for me, but I'd still go for the money.
| Crotchfire wrote: | | How about Lindsay Lohan? |
Eek! She looks so nasty since she lost that weight.
To make this question more provactive to someone with my particular proclivities, you would have to make it a choice between taking a shitload of money and being with someone whom I loved deeply (i. e., a soul mate, even though I don't believe in them). In that case, I probably would not choose the money. _________________ Context is everything. |
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Inkmonkey

Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 193 Location: The Great American West
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:31 am Post subject: |
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That's an interesting idea. There is a girl I would trade a million dollars for, but not just for sex. Weird how being with a single girl is worth more to me than being with five women. Maybe I'm less shallow than I thought I was.
And yeah, I miss Lohan does look pretty bad now that she's lost the weight. She used to look so warm and inviting, now she is cold with sharp corners. _________________
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Anti

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Rebel leaders always get more vagina than they know what to do with. |
That explains Princess Leia's odd haircuts.
The buns on the side of her head obviously hide all the extra bits of flange.
Sorry for saying flange. |
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Treach

Gender:  Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 77
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| desert_drum wrote: | | How about you, Treach? You never said what you'd choose. |
Heyyy, guys, I didn't know I was working with such a square crowd. I figured I'd get some lists and discussion of who everyone wanted ta bone (and yeah, personal friends and fictional characters included). But y'all had to go and take the "sex with hot people ain't that important to me" high ground. What planet are you from?
1. Halle Berry
2. Thandie Newton
3. Grace Park
4. Teri Hatcher
5. Scarlet Johansson
There. |
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