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Seratuhl
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 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject: I have returned from the bleak abyss. |
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Yes....yes.... remember Cybran Xenomorph? Yes? No? well...here he is again.
My old account wouldn't function so I made a new one.
Yesss....tis' a long time since I've been here.... I was spending much of my time working on improving my artistic skills and such, as well as attempting to end my girlfriend's emotionally abusive behavior.
I hope this is a chance to set aside old grievances....If I remembered that I committed any..
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Alternate Spideygal
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| Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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In the words of Darth Vader...
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
For added effect.
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Robot Chicken Koko
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| Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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The new tradition around here is to dance around with your arms stuck in your shirt yelling "I'm a jackass" for ten minutes. Get cracking.
HI.
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Seratuhl
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:41 am Post subject: |
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What?
What did I do? |
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Alternate Spideygal
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You heard the man.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: |
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Well, as long as you don't do what you did last time, everything will be alright.
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Digitaaliklosetti
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:46 am Post subject: |
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You're all so warm and accepting.
Cybran wotsit was, for the record, one of my favourite members ever. Good times.
I can't help but laugh at "Seratuhl".
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Sal
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:52 am Post subject: |
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yeah, why not?
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Spock
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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You stole my Zamboni cybra xeno-whatsit!
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Seratuhl
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:18 am Post subject: |
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| ( Gives Zamboni back ) I have no idea why I stole it in the first place.... |
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Twistys
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| Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: |
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I knew it. I waited for you to come back... I so knew it. Like a nightmare that won't go away... ermm... I mean, welcome back.  
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Robot Chicken Koko
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Hi, welcome back. Feel's chilly out there in the wilderness with ALP playing hooky to all the unbelievers. Make yourself cozy at the fires of the Holy Forum Library, the hallowed halls of the Holy Forum Scriptures. Don't come near or Aramoreo will kill you on the spot with whatever he does (think axes and Dutch redneck clothing).
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Bloo
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| OfficeFREAKYsexKokonuts wrote: | | Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? |
Heheh.
Actually I don't think he's posted yet since this whole "I'm back" thread. |
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Twistys
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I don't think he feels lucky.
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote: | | OfficeFREAKYsexKokonuts wrote: | | Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? |
Heheh.
Actually I don't think he's posted yet since this whole "I'm back" thread. |
Must have been something to do with the warm welcome you guys gave him...
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Aramor
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| Office Sex Koko wrote: | | Don't come near or Aramoreo will kill you on the spot with whatever he does (think axes and Dutch redneck clothing). |
Tss, that is so Canadian... I usually just beat someone into submission if he comes too close and then tie them up and torture them...
| Aurelyn wrote: | | Must have been something to do with the warm welcome you guys gave him... |
Yeah, we're such a swell crowd...
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Sal
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| Aramoreo wrote: | | Office Sex Koko wrote: | | Don't come near or Aramoreo will kill you on the spot with whatever he does (think axes and Dutch redneck clothing). |
Tss, that is so Canadian... I usually just beat someone into submission if he comes too close and then tie them up and torture them...
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and rape them.
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Aramor
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Only if it's a guy... I mean, I'm so desirable, that if it's a chick, it's not considered rape anymore because it's consensual...
[/arrogant]
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Forumgoer Unavailable
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I'm the new guy.
And a word of advice: try not to let Aramor get you in a sleeper hold, because you'll wake up the next morning and your anus will be really sore.
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Azrael
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| Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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Your wallet might be gone too, but we haven't figured out who's doing that.
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Bloo
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| Wait, you guys actually like keeping your wallets? Okay, I'll give them back. But I won't stop running around naked in a wheel costume at night. |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:47 am Post subject: |
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| REGRET wrote: | | you'll wake up the next morning and your anus will be really sore. |
Hey! I got two words for you: lube, rication!!!
One word... lubrication... whatever! I'm just pointing out that I can be gentle as well.
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:55 am Post subject: |
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It's those rare occasions when you see the caring side of him that makes him so attractive...
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| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
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Forumgoer Unavailable
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| Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Twinkie wrote: | | Wait, you guys actually like keeping your wallets? Okay, I'll give them back. But I won't stop running around naked in a wheel costume at night. |
Oh, that's no promblem. As long as I get to keep videotaping your nekkid escapades.
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