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[Robot Chicken Koko]

Hey all,

I was just thinking today:

Is there a difference in your opinion between avoiding work and not doing work? See, here's the snag that grabbed my Jiminy Cricket: 1) avoiding work is pretending to do something when you don't have anything to do so nobody will take that as an invitation to give you 30 reports to analyze and edit from the year 2003. 2) Not doing work is simply not doing what you're supposed to be doing. So I'm not working, but I don't have any work to do.... work which I avoid doing by looking sharp in my shirt and pants and having papers scattered around my desk ... anyway.... so.... I'm doing my job!

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!!! WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein

[Alternate Spideygal]

What exactly do you...do?

And can I be your secretary?
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Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo.