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Nik



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I rant my crap at another forum. when I come here the most interesting thing I can say is "I heard an old lady exclaim 'Oh my Judas Priest!' today when she realized how unhealthy double chocolate muffins are"


I should start saying more nonsense.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dunno, maybe she looked at the muffin and went "You've got another thing coming", to herself.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
She asked me for the nutritional information, which we keep in a book behind the counter. She exclaimed this phrase when she saw they were 640 calories with 45% of your daily requirement of saturated fat.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's a lot of muffin...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
And people ask me how I stay so thin. I just inform them that I don't eat any of the stuff we bake. I tell you, if you smelled donuts frying in lard every morning at 6AM, you'd lose your appetite as well.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got the same thing with fries, since that's what I mostly make (and eat) when I'm working. Also, when I eat fries somewhere, I'm constantly thinking how I would've made them better. Quite annoying.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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My god - not posting when you've got nothing to talk about! What manner of creature are you?!

The Anti-Bloo.

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I dunno, maybe she looked at the muffin and went "You've got another thing coming", to herself.

Life is short, eat what you want. She should've said "I'll never get enough"

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I tell you, if you smelled donuts frying in lard every morning at 6AM, you'd lose your appetite as well.

I wouldn't. I'd happily consume my body weight in donuts every day. But for the fact I'd end up as a one-footed fatso.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You haven't scared away all the women on the forum.


Was that directed to me or in general?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I wouldn't. I'd happily consume my body weight in donuts every day. But for the fact I'd end up as a one-footed fatso.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*orders donuts, lots of donuts*
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can only stand donuts three a day. Anymore than that I'd get the dry heaves.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I had a donut once. I was rather drunk and that donut made me sober again. I hated donuts from then.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
It was an inside job.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I work with butchers... And it never puts me off meat or food.. ever. Actually I generally splurge on food on my lunch breaks.. kebabs.. Subway.. KFC...

I love my metabolism. Though I generally dont eat more than one donut in a week.

Lay off the deserts people. Get some meat.

Your wives left because they dont love you. Its a nice well concreted answer that you have to rebut.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bananasword wrote:
Lay off the deserts people. Get some meat.


For your information, I prefer meat.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Lay off the deserts people.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing



Oh, who's a witty boy, then?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Only now have I realized that sand people aren't evil. They are just really bad at Jarts (lawn darts).
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can eat about a dozen donuts in 30 seconds flat.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
"I can make spaghetti."
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
cfos wrote:
Only now have I realized that sand people aren't evil. They are just really bad at Jarts (lawn darts).


They're just misunderstood...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
well, it's not that easy to understand their "rrrrraaaarrrraaaarrr" routine, is it?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Except they don't say "rrrrraaaarrrraaaarrr"... it's more like OURRRROUURRRRORURRROORRURURURRRUR!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
so you do understand them!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
How is it any less understandable than a wookie?
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