Bickering (or something)

Sal · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:21 am Post subject:

yo momma likes it rough.
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject:

So she tells me. But whats my mother's taste in sand paper got to do with anything?....
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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject:

That's what she uses to clear-cut the forest before she bangs your dad.
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject:

1. My parents divorced about 10 years ago, so any ideas that they might be humping eachother are quite frankly laughable.
2. You two are taking far too much interest in other peoples parents- did yours not show you enough attention in your formative years?
3. I suggest you both go and get a girl friend, if you can, or maybe a fleshlight would be a more achievable target; god knows if I were a chick I wouldnt want to date a someone who enjoys talking about peoples parents humping. Wink

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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject:

Sal · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:02 am Post subject:

oh my god, he's right, he's so right...
no! you're not gonna make me cry.
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:44 pm Post subject:

Sal · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 am Post subject:

Army, i hope i'll be as cool as you are when i grow up.
won't be easy since you are clearly cooler than just cool, you are super-cool, but i'll be hoping and praying for it.
please God, let me be as cool as Army of Darkness when i grow up.
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject:

Americans......
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Blaster · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject:

Not that my word is truth or anything, but I think that Darkness is taking this a bit too seriously. Still, let's all try to behave ourselves here.

Also, I don't believe that Sal is American.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject:

Sal · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:51 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:57 am Post subject:

I just have one question... where the hell was this originally posted? I can't recall any of this happening...
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Sal · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:13 am Post subject:

here.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:42 am Post subject:

Ah ok, now it makes a lot more sense.

And that picture of "arguing on the internet" made me think of a Stephen Lynch song Razz

Kid with Downs, wins the race...
Even though he stood in place!
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject:

Okay, not just americans, but everyone who makes stupid comments about "yo momma". Those jokes are lame. Blonde jokes however..... okay, I'll give you an example:

A beautiful redhead walks into a doctors and says "doctor, my body hurts where-ever I touch it"
"impossible" says the doctor, "show me".
So the woman pokes her head with her finger, and screams. Then she pokes her boob, and screams even louder. Finally she pokes her leg and screams even more.
"Hmm, your not really a redhead are you?" asks the doctor.
"Well, no" says the woman "Im actually blonde".
"I thought so" says the doc, "your finger is broken...."

Now thats funny.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject:

No, that one is old...

Yo momma jokes can be pretty funny.

Like... yo momma is so fat, when she jumped, the bitch got stuck in the air!
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject:

Groan. Yo mommas so fat, all the other fat mommas orbit around her.
This could go on for ever.......
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:12 am Post subject:

I never said all yo momma jokes are funny and original. I was just saying that there are some good ones out there... like "Yo momma so old, when I told her to act her age, the bitch died..."
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject:

AAATripper · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:56 am Post subject:

Your lack of appreciation for the classic yo momma jokes is disturbing. Personally I think I'm just developing a complex arsenal of yo momma jokes because I need something to retaliate to the schoolwide "This guys mom is a MILF" (me being "This Guy"). Some of them I make up myself, others are just picked up from TV (Robot Chicken, Yo Momma) and others are randomly thrown together to sometimes hilarious randomness.
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Munan · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:08 am Post subject:

Army of Darkness · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject:

I wouldnt know whether to take it as a complement, or feel angry. My mum is old and leathery looking due to excessive sunbathing. Plus she has a dodgey leg, walks with limp, and her hair is thinning. Crotchfire would probably find her attractive though....
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