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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo momma likes it rough.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So she tells me. But whats my mother's taste in sand paper got to do with anything?....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what she uses to clear-cut the forest before she bangs your dad.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. My parents divorced about 10 years ago, so any ideas that they might be humping eachother are quite frankly laughable.
2. You two are taking far too much interest in other peoples parents- did yours not show you enough attention in your formative years?
3. I suggest you both go and get a girl friend, if you can, or maybe a fleshlight would be a more achievable target; god knows if I were a chick I wouldnt want to date a someone who enjoys talking about peoples parents humping. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Army of Darkness wrote:
1. My parents divorced about 10 years ago, so any ideas that they might be humping eachother are quite frankly laughable.
2. You two are taking far too much interest in other peoples parents- did yours not show you enough attention in your formative years?
3. I suggest you both go and get a girl friend, if you can, or maybe a fleshlight would be a more achievable target; god knows if I were a chick I wouldnt want to date a someone who enjoys talking about peoples parents humping. Wink


Dude, you set yourself up! Plain and simple. If you talk about your mother, you're asking for it!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh my god, he's right, he's so right...
no! you're not gonna make me cry.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude, you set yourself up! Plain and simple. If you talk about your mother, you're asking for it!

It wasnt actually me who started o the mother thing, but that matters not. The point is its highly immature to make jokes like that. I mean really, how old are you guys? I stopped making those kind of jokes years ago....
My jokes are far more disgusting these days- adult humour as opposed to childish set-ups.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Army, i hope i'll be as cool as you are when i grow up.
won't be easy since you are clearly cooler than just cool, you are super-cool, but i'll be hoping and praying for it.
please God, let me be as cool as Army of Darkness when i grow up.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Americans......
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not that my word is truth or anything, but I think that Darkness is taking this a bit too seriously. Still, let's all try to behave ourselves here.

Also, I don't believe that Sal is American.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird Sal wrote:
you are clearly cooler than just cool, you are super-cool


Even better, he's supra-cool... which is like a whole level above super...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rolling Eyes Americans......

uh-oh, i spy the sense of superiority. supra-iority, if you will.

anyway, we're all gay for not behaving ourselves.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just have one question... where the hell was this originally posted? I can't recall any of this happening...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

here.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah ok, now it makes a lot more sense.

And that picture of "arguing on the internet" made me think of a Stephen Lynch song Razz

Kid with Downs, wins the race...
Even though he stood in place!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, not just americans, but everyone who makes stupid comments about "yo momma". Those jokes are lame. Blonde jokes however..... okay, I'll give you an example:

A beautiful redhead walks into a doctors and says "doctor, my body hurts where-ever I touch it"
"impossible" says the doctor, "show me".
So the woman pokes her head with her finger, and screams. Then she pokes her boob, and screams even louder. Finally she pokes her leg and screams even more.
"Hmm, your not really a redhead are you?" asks the doctor.
"Well, no" says the woman "Im actually blonde".
"I thought so" says the doc, "your finger is broken...."

Now thats funny.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that one is old...

Yo momma jokes can be pretty funny.

Like... yo momma is so fat, when she jumped, the bitch got stuck in the air!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Groan. Yo mommas so fat, all the other fat mommas orbit around her.
This could go on for ever.......
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never said all yo momma jokes are funny and original. I was just saying that there are some good ones out there... like "Yo momma so old, when I told her to act her age, the bitch died..."
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Sober Whore wrote:
I never said all yo momma jokes are funny and original. I was just saying that there are some good ones out there... like "Yo momma so old, when I told her to act her age, the bitch died..."
ROFL
Good point, good point.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your lack of appreciation for the classic yo momma jokes is disturbing. Personally I think I'm just developing a complex arsenal of yo momma jokes because I need something to retaliate to the schoolwide "This guys mom is a MILF" (me being "This Guy"). Some of them I make up myself, others are just picked up from TV (Robot Chicken, Yo Momma) and others are randomly thrown together to sometimes hilarious randomness.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the schoolwide "This guys mom is a MILF" (me being "This Guy").


Shhh...

You don't want a certain not-to-be-named member of our forum to find out about that.

Although ole' Crotchfire hasn't been very active lately.

...on the forum, that is.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldnt know whether to take it as a complement, or feel angry. My mum is old and leathery looking due to excessive sunbathing. Plus she has a dodgey leg, walks with limp, and her hair is thinning. Crotchfire would probably find her attractive though....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Although ole' Crotchfire hasn't been very active lately.

...on the forum, that is.


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