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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you all for the kind words! I have my first gig the following Wednesday at some church so I'll be sure to give the parents their money's worth.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My God, you do things for the parents too?!
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aure: I think she might use a different costume for the parents -- maybe a "baby-sitter" or a cheerleader one equiped with a failing report card. *L*
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was going with the Princess Parties with 'extras' notion..
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omg no! Money's worth as in they're paying for me to come and perform for the kids. Omg you men.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'd say one could learn an awful lot about sex from drunken old women discussing their sex life.


If you belive that they didn't exxagerate any of it, anyway.
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Omg no! Money's worth as in they're paying for me to come and perform for the kids. Omg you men.


Hell, after the kids have gone to sleep, I'd pay you a little extra and ask you to "perform" for me Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talkin about old women. I once saw this one performance where this one old woman put stuff inside herself and pulled them back... The sickest were the razor blades on a string. This wasn't a porn act or anything. There was just pensioner watching an old woman perfoming in one bar. NOT IN FINLAND though... In one of the Canary Islands. Confused
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is so emo...

But like... what does it have to do with the whole "Spidey performing in sexy outfits"-part?
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Omg no! Money's worth as in they're paying for me to come and perform for the kids. Omg you men.


Hell, after the kids have gone to sleep, I'd pay you a little extra and ask you to "perform" for me Wink


Perform how?
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh... whatever you feel like doing at the moment.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it involves spandex and sticky white substance.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polyfilla?
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, I first read ponyfilla...
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think it involves spandex and sticky white substance.


That sounds gross.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We all know, spider-people shoot out white-sticky stuff constantly.
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

conclusion, spiderman is gross.
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's out of his wrists people. Not his 3rd leg. That reminds me of a porno. Ahh...Spider-babe...
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sometimes wonder how funny it would be if Spiderman just slinged the web out of his butt, like a normal spider does. Hilarity ensured!
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine the first time he takes a crap after he's been bitten and doesn't know about his powers...

Aunt May... the toilet is stuck to my ass I think!!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's out of his wrists people. Not his 3rd leg. That reminds me of a porno. Ahh...Spider-babe...


What, as in:

"Oh, Spider-man, what brings you here!?"

"Why, I've come to repair the washing-machine."
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lol, I first read ponyfilla...


Interestingly enough, I had a discussion yesterday with a girl who said ponies were the most a-sexual animals she could think of.

To which I quoted her some Prince lyrics to the contrary.
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you told her about the existence of the sloth?

Anyway... now that you mention it, when I think about ponies in a sexual context, I quickly end up thinking about pedophilia... you know, with ponies being like baby horses and stuff...

I'll shut up now.
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, a pony is a small horse, a foal is a baby horse.

Just like a duck is not a baby goose.


An ugly duckling might turn out to be a swan, though.

Also, saying that don't think of ponies as asexual beings is a far cry from thinking about performing sexual acts with those cute little animals. It takes a sick bastard like you to think like that.
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And it takes a sick bastard to think that Aramor would think like that.

I just confused myself.
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