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Alternate Spideygal
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Thank you all for the kind words! I have my first gig the following Wednesday at some church so I'll be sure to give the parents their money's worth.
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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My God, you do things for the parents too?!
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| Aure: I think she might use a different costume for the parents -- maybe a "baby-sitter" or a cheerleader one equiped with a failing report card. *L* |
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Aurelyn
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I was going with the Princess Parties with 'extras' notion..
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Alternate Spideygal
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Omg no! Money's worth as in they're paying for me to come and perform for the kids. Omg you men.
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | I'd say one could learn an awful lot about sex from drunken old women discussing their sex life. |
If you belive that they didn't exxagerate any of it, anyway. |
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:54 am Post subject: |
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| Spideygirl saves the day wrote: | | Omg no! Money's worth as in they're paying for me to come and perform for the kids. Omg you men. |
Hell, after the kids have gone to sleep, I'd pay you a little extra and ask you to "perform" for me 
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Talkin about old women. I once saw this one performance where this one old woman put stuff inside herself and pulled them back... The sickest were the razor blades on a string. This wasn't a porn act or anything. There was just pensioner watching an old woman perfoming in one bar. NOT IN FINLAND though... In one of the Canary Islands. 
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That is so emo...
But like... what does it have to do with the whole "Spidey performing in sexy outfits"-part?
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| Aramor wrote: | | Spideygirl saves the day wrote: | | Omg no! Money's worth as in they're paying for me to come and perform for the kids. Omg you men. |
Hell, after the kids have gone to sleep, I'd pay you a little extra and ask you to "perform" for me |
Perform how?
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Meh... whatever you feel like doing at the moment.
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I think it involves spandex and sticky white substance.
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Polyfilla?
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Lol, I first read ponyfilla...
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| Lunabella wrote: | | I think it involves spandex and sticky white substance. |
That sounds gross.
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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We all know, spider-people shoot out white-sticky stuff constantly.
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conclusion, spiderman is gross.
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It's out of his wrists people. Not his 3rd leg. That reminds me of a porno. Ahh...Spider-babe...
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I sometimes wonder how funny it would be if Spiderman just slinged the web out of his butt, like a normal spider does. Hilarity ensured!
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Imagine the first time he takes a crap after he's been bitten and doesn't know about his powers...
Aunt May... the toilet is stuck to my ass I think!!!
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| Wowza I'm Spidey-babe wrote: | | It's out of his wrists people. Not his 3rd leg. That reminds me of a porno. Ahh...Spider-babe... |
What, as in:
"Oh, Spider-man, what brings you here!?"
"Why, I've come to repair the washing-machine."
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| Aramor wrote: | | Lol, I first read ponyfilla... |
Interestingly enough, I had a discussion yesterday with a girl who said ponies were the most a-sexual animals she could think of.
To which I quoted her some Prince lyrics to the contrary.
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| Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:41 am Post subject: |
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Have you told her about the existence of the sloth?
Anyway... now that you mention it, when I think about ponies in a sexual context, I quickly end up thinking about pedophilia... you know, with ponies being like baby horses and stuff...
I'll shut up now.
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Dude, a pony is a small horse, a foal is a baby horse.
Just like a duck is not a baby goose.
An ugly duckling might turn out to be a swan, though.
Also, saying that don't think of ponies as asexual beings is a far cry from thinking about performing sexual acts with those cute little animals. It takes a sick bastard like you to think like that.
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| Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 11:12 am Post subject: |
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And it takes a sick bastard to think that Aramor would think like that.
I just confused myself.
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