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Bloo

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| That's like saying you've read a book by you don't know it's title. It's MADNESS! |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| TwistedAddiction wrote: | | Yeah, It's so cool to be killed by a dildo lookin alien. |
*Thinks*
Well... uhm... yeah.
It's cool to be killed by anything, as long as it's an Alien. Don't care what it looks like.
Well, if it looks like Jessica Alba, I'll try to fuck it first, and then it can kill me. _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Twistys

Gender:  Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Posts: 418 Location: Finnland, I think. Not sure... Is that a Polar Bear
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:46 am Post subject: |
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Or if it looks like Jake Gyllenhaal. YEAH I'd let the alien-Gyllenhaal kill me. *drools*  _________________ "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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If you were gonna say Bruce Willis... ok... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote: | | TwistedAddiction wrote: | | Yeah, It's so cool to be killed by a dildo lookin alien. | Well, if it looks like Jessica Alba, I'll try to fuck it first, and then it can kill me. |
If it looked like Jessica Alba, that would be really cool. If it wasn't going to kill me a minute later. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Dude... imagine this... you're experiencing immense pain... there's a great pressure from the inside of your chest... and all of a sudden... something pops out... it's Jessica Alba... buttnekkid!!!
I'd totally tap that ass...
After I ducktaped my chest together... _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| A Jessica Alba midget? No thanks. She wouldn't have eyes, either. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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No, the real Jessica Alba... bursting out of your chest... _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I know... I really wouldn't expect any real person to pop out of my chest, minimized... |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah... like... how would you fuck a minimized Jessica Alba... you'd need a real small schwanz... _________________
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| That, or get a minimized version of you to do it. Although you wouldn't be the one doing it, you can tell your friends you did it. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Where's the fun in that? _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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The best thing from that is watching it, but that's stupid...
I don't know, you tell me. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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I do not wanna see a mini version of me humping a mini version of Jessica Alba.
I'd rather have the real me do the real Jessica Alba...  _________________
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Good luck with that, Cheif. |
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Bananasword

Gender:  Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 19
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:37 am Post subject: |
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Did anyone watch Dark Angel...
Jess's lips were the size of mars bars in that show. You literally see yourself sinking into them.
I would like to have... A predalien inserted into me. Then it chestbursts.
* buffs knuckles* |
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Captain Pancake
Gender:  Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 19
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:24 am Post subject: |
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| I'd Love to be chest-Bursted. Skinned Alive is just... Dull. Nothing happens as opposed to being chest-Bursted; Brining a new life into the world. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, it's like giving birth... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Spock
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | I do not wanna see a mini version of me humping a mini version of Jessica Alba. |
It would be like watching midget porn on a small screen! _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Exactly!
Wait, did you just call me a midget? _________________
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Captain Pancake
Gender:  Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 19
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I do belive he did. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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Well, better watch out for Gary Foster then... _________________
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~Kamodo~

Gender:  Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Posts: 13 Location: Bloodmyst Isle
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:42 am Post subject: |
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| both Predator and Alien are badass. being killed by either of them would be the most awesome way to die. but i would prefer to be skinned alive. i wouldnt want to bring an alien into the world. it would just end up getting killed by Ripley or a Predator. *sigh* its doomed. |
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:41 am Post subject: |
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I think either way would hurt like a bastard and I'll pass, thanks. _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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ILOVEALIENS
Gender:  Joined: 10 Jul 2007 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| I prefer bring an alien to the world, I love aliens XDDDD |
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