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TeratoMarty




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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:18 pm    Post subject: If you love "Alien loves Predator" a bit too much. Reply with quote

Silicone dildos in the shape of our boys' units. Don't ask what I Googled to get this.

http://www.aliendildos.com/dildos.html

MrsScarPredator, this is for you.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The last, the silver one is obviosly inspired by the alien movie... I'm still going to ask what you googled... alien dildo's? Alien self pleasuring items? Abe¨s butt sex toys? Okey lets leave it to there...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what da......?


alien Wing Wongs in plastic...?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't beat the Jesus Christ dildos I posted a while ago, but it comes close!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah... Masturbation Crucifixes are better, but these ones are nice too..
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

from what i know about the habits of a woman's clitoris, the alien ones must be awesome to use.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.








I hate it when someone talks about fantisising these things... or things that come close...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.


Then don't.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh, I like the Predator 2 and the Alien King models. Thanks. My drought is over...ahhh.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thanks. My drought is over...ahhh.

Let the floodwaters flow?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh... alien bongs.

http://www.glasspipes.org/Gal15862_BARENTATZE_GIGER_ANGESPORNT.asp

Now you can either fuck Abe, or smoke a bowl out of his tail. I honestly don't know what goes through some people's minds.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, that looks pretty sweet.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote:
Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.


Then don't.


I actually did say something, which was "weird", implying that I was pathetic. Which I am.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uhm... thats just silly


gaah


baah

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote:
Munan wrote:
Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote:
Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.


Then don't.


I actually did say something, which was "weird", implying that I was pathetic. Which I am.


Stop dissing yourself right now, young man!

God, I love saying...

oh well...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So in response to my other posts throughout the forum, I'm guessing you're the only adult over 25?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TeratoMarty wrote:


Now you can either fuck Abe, or smoke a bowl out of his tail.

Or both, if you put your mind to it.

I'm thinking Alien King and the pipe. Put those in a box and wrap it in festive looking paper and you're set for any special occasion. Birthdays, christmas...

weddings.


Also a recipe for hilarious misunderstandings.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You, sir, can think outside the box and into another.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boxes think outside of him!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote:
So in response to my other posts throughout the forum, I'm guessing you're the only adult over 25?


Somehow, I doubt that... Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, so you're all older than I thought, but younger than I estimated?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the general age here is somewhere between 15 and 40... well, it used to be... I think...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm basically 16 because the new year has come, but that's unnofficial. Until September 8 comes again, I'm still officially my age.

I think my younger age has something to do with my not thinking like you guys, huh? Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote:
I'm basically 16 because the new year has come, but that's unnofficial. Until September 8 comes again, I'm still officially my age.

I think my younger age has something to do with my not thinking like you guys, huh? Sad


I think you're thinking about it far too much... Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think the general age here is somewhere between 15 and 40... well, it used to be... I think...


not since complexnumber banned himself outta here.

and i second Aurelyn, relax Bleu, let it go.
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