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TeratoMarty
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 Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: If you love "Alien loves Predator" a bit too much. |
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Silicone dildos in the shape of our boys' units. Don't ask what I Googled to get this.
http://www.aliendildos.com/dildos.html
MrsScarPredator, this is for you. |
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Twistys
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: |
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The last, the silver one is obviosly inspired by the alien movie... I'm still going to ask what you googled... alien dildo's? Alien self pleasuring items? Abe¨s butt sex toys? Okey lets leave it to there...
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Corporal Waffle
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
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what da......?
alien Wing Wongs in plastic...?
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Munan
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Doesn't beat the Jesus Christ dildos I posted a while ago, but it comes close!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah... Masturbation Crucifixes are better, but these ones are nice too..
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Sal
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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from what i know about the habits of a woman's clitoris, the alien ones must be awesome to use.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.
I hate it when someone talks about fantisising these things... or things that come close... |
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Munan
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:08 am Post subject: |
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| Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote: | Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.
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Then don't.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:55 am Post subject: |
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| Oooh, I like the Predator 2 and the Alien King models. Thanks. My drought is over...ahhh. |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Muncher wrote: | | Thanks. My drought is over...ahhh. |
Let the floodwaters flow?
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TeratoMarty
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Aramor
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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Damn, that looks pretty sweet.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | | Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote: | Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.
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Then don't. |
I actually did say something, which was "weird", implying that I was pathetic. Which I am. |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:27 am Post subject: |
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uhm... thats just silly
gaah
baah
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote: | | Munan wrote: | | Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote: | Gah. Weird. I have nothing to say to this.
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Then don't. |
I actually did say something, which was "weird", implying that I was pathetic. Which I am. |
Stop dissing yourself right now, young man!
God, I love saying...
oh well...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| So in response to my other posts throughout the forum, I'm guessing you're the only adult over 25? |
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Now you can either fuck Abe, or smoke a bowl out of his tail. |
Or both, if you put your mind to it.
I'm thinking Alien King and the pipe. Put those in a box and wrap it in festive looking paper and you're set for any special occasion. Birthdays, christmas...
weddings.
Also a recipe for hilarious misunderstandings.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:24 am Post subject: |
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| You, sir, can think outside the box and into another. |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:03 am Post subject: |
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Boxes think outside of him!
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote: | | So in response to my other posts throughout the forum, I'm guessing you're the only adult over 25? |
Somehow, I doubt that... 
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Wait, so you're all older than I thought, but younger than I estimated? |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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I think the general age here is somewhere between 15 and 40... well, it used to be... I think...
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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I'm basically 16 because the new year has come, but that's unnofficial. Until September 8 comes again, I'm still officially my age.
I think my younger age has something to do with my not thinking like you guys, huh?  |
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Aurelyn
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Bleu, the Grand-Dragon wrote: | I'm basically 16 because the new year has come, but that's unnofficial. Until September 8 comes again, I'm still officially my age.
I think my younger age has something to do with my not thinking like you guys, huh? |
I think you're thinking about it far too much...
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Sal
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote: | | I think the general age here is somewhere between 15 and 40... well, it used to be... I think... |
not since complexnumber banned himself outta here.
and i second Aurelyn, relax Bleu, let it go.
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