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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It never was funny.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you're right Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, there's no accounting for taste...or tastelessness.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For crying out loud! Who wants to stick their finger in someone's chocolate factory? A psycho that's who.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just so you know, that is an erogonous zone...

You didn't really think that so many (heterosexual) porn movies involved anal sex just because sticking it in the pink became cliche, right?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote:
Just so you know, that is an erogonous zone...

You didn't really think that so many (heterosexual) porn movies involved anal sex just because sticking it in the pink became cliche, right?

No, but so much of hetero porn is needlessly excessive and annoyingly phallocentric, not to mention its more misogynistic elements are becoming more mainstream. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that anal sex in general is bad; context and intent are important factors. But there is just so much of it in porn nowadays that it is almost becoming a given. Hm, I really don't want to go off on a serious diatribe right now...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps we should delete this thread and pretend it never happened.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And just so everyone knows, I had to look up what erogenous means:

1. Responsive or sensitive to sexual stimulation: erogenous zones.
2. Arousing sexual desire.

Is this why men like taking a dump or going boom boom? ... Just asking... Surprised
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Hm, I really don't want to go off on a serious diatribe right now...


You shouldn't, seeing as my post wasn't meant as a serieus argument to start a discussion but more of a humorous way to explain my post. Or something.

You use a lot of big words, you know that?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote:
You use a lot of big words, you know that?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpideyGirl Calls Me Koko wrote:
And just so everyone knows, I had to look up what erogenous means:

1. Responsive or sensitive to sexual stimulation: erogenous zones.
2. Arousing sexual desire.

Is this why men like taking a dump or going boom boom? ... Just asking... Surprised


Apparently, according to one women's magazine I read recently, the male g-spot is half a finger deep into what you have so charmingly called their "chocolate factory".

Needless to say I kept that one away from my girlfriend...
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has turned pointless now
i think
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flyingstew(Yuup again) wrote:
This thread has turned pointless now
i think


thought that happened to all topics....... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
Apparently, according to one women's magazine I read recently, the male g-spot is half a finger deep into what you have so charmingly called their "chocolate factory".

Needless to say I kept that one away from my girlfriend...


i heard it on a telly once (yes, it was kinda adult tv show), but so far i haven't found the courage to put this knowledge to a test.

also

SpideyGirl Calls Me Koko wrote:
Is this why men like taking a dump or going boom boom?


according to monsieur Freud it's just reminiscing of the long lost and dearly missed anal phase.

[homersimpsonvoice]mmmm... anal phase...[/homersimpsonvoice]
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flyingstew(Yuup again) wrote:
This thread has turned pointless now
i think


There is a point to all of this.

Question is...

Are you brave enough to get to it?

Dunn dunn dunn...

(as in: "you want the point? you want the point? you can't handle the point!" etc. etc.)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vevlaa wrote:
Flyingstew(Yuup again) wrote:
This thread has turned pointless now
i think


thought that happened to all topics....... Rolling Eyes

Nah, some topics start as pointless.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's why there's an Utter Bullshit forum.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The point is, flyingstew, and in no way is this directed at a character named Munan, that the male g-spot is not in the male choco taco!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everybody Loves Spock wrote:
That's why there's an Utter Bullshit forum.


Good point. As a matter of fact, that must have been the point here.

Oh, and Koko:
http://www.askmen.com/love/vanessa/23_love_secrets.html (perfectly safe for work, funnily enough)

You see? I'm not making this up.

And since we're in Utter B.S. anyway, as a side note with this article, we can conclude that either:
- God does not seem to hate fags after all; or
- This proves there is no such thing as "intelligent design".
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, moved to the utter bs section, w00t!
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