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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap, it's Spock! wrote:
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"Elmo feel funny."


Is that "Chestburster Elmo", or "Just Hit Puberty Elmo"? Confused


I think it's "Alien just hit puberty Elmo".
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aurelyn wrote:
Holy crap, it's Spock! wrote:
wrincewind wrote:
"Elmo feel funny."


Is that "Chestburster Elmo", or "Just Hit Puberty Elmo"? Confused


I think it's "Alien just hit puberty Elmo".


The item on every kid's toy list for next Christmas all because of key marketing factors. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought I'd revive this thread, since I was messing around with a mate's kid's action men the other day...



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude thats just horrific..... no girls.....?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's a boy, bro - doesn't have any girl action figures. If I decide to make a series I'll have to get my hands on some Barbies I guess..
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*note to self - Get Barbies*

lmao
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol the guy has a smile on his face and the other looks like he's trying to take a dump, which would, incedentally, be bad.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And people wondered why I preferred stuffed animals...Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...because they're softer? Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, just hated Barbie with great zeal.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

God dammit! Does anyone know why photobucket deleted my images?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

P-O-R-N-A-G-R-A-P-H-I-C Images probably..
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can it count as porn if they're dolls with no genitalia? Seems a bit harsh..
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Kid's toy abuse Reply with quote

stoosh95 wrote:
While playing around with my soon to be 2 year old, this kinda, sorta, just happened



I'm sure her guidance counselor in highschool will forgive me.[/img]


Lol at cookie monster waving to the guy tied up to the tycoon
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL

I didn't see that before now ^^.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's "Elmo dies or YOU die" Elmo with the novelty knife in the eye.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So it's true... Cookie Monster is the dominatrix in the group...
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Kid's toy abuse Reply with quote

zombieopanic wrote:
Lol at cookie monster waving to the guy tied up to the tycoon


It's not a tycoon. It's Xenomorphic resin secreted for their mouths.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like how the Sesame street characters are waving hello to them. ^_^
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Big Bird... from bursting out of an egg to bursting out of someone's chest... Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wrincewind wrote:
just imagine what a BigBirdAlien would look like....
Thanks for just mentally scarring me for life.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

th line between innocence and sinisterism is very thin when it comes to kids tv
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also thin when it comes to passing or failing your English class eh brodie? Wink

Anyway I want to get my hands on some of those alien and predator toys.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:35 am    Post subject: Re: Kid's toy abuse Reply with quote

Too bad for Sesame Street because they don't fight.. They are good guys haha
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