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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| Mr. Snugglepuff wrote: | Bah, EVERY couch is fit for making whoopie! I swear it.... maybe >.>
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Yeah, ok... but bed more comfy ^^ _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Mr. Snugglepuff

Gender:  Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 74
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:44 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote: | | Yeah, ok... but bed more comfy ^^ |
Can't argue with that ^.^ _________________
If I were rain,
That joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch,
Could I join two hearts as well? |
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Daffy D

Gender:  Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 204 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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I wanna Red Rider beebee gun! lol Na,
I just want some more Star Wars figures to add to my stedaly growing collection. (Yeah I know "VIRGIN ALERT!) Also I just want everyone to put their grievences aside and have a Merry Christmas Happy Hanacka (sp?) and a kwazy Kwanza. Oh, and a Happy New Yeah as well.  _________________ WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK BALLS? |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Daffy D wrote: | | Happy Hanacka (sp?) |
Hannukah.
And same to you, may your holidays be full of joy. _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Now that you mention it... I want more Alien and Predator figurines!!! I've already got two Aliens, the same one Mr. B uses in the comic... including tiny Fuggers ^^ _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote: | | Now that you mention it... I want more Alien and Predator figurines!!! I've already got two Aliens, the same one Mr. B uses in the comic... including tiny Fuggers ^^ |
I have the Grid Alien, and Celtic and Elder predators, but not the one Mr. B uses...  _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm... I think the AvP figurines are nice, but the only ones I saw, aren't as fully posable as the ones I already have. Plus they're smaller. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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barryscott-reincarnated=]

Joined: 24 Dec 2006 Posts: 109 Location: the deepest circle of hell. plotting my cillit war on humanity.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote: | | Hmm... I think the AvP figurines are nice, but the only ones I saw, aren't as fully posable as the ones I already have. Plus they're smaller. |
and thus not as good for making your own avp porn. _________________ this post wasnt big or clever.
but it made me feel witty and strong.
"guns dont kill people. people with mustaches kill people" |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| barryscott-reincarnated=] wrote: |
and thus not as good for making your own avp porn. |
......  _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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| barryscott-reincarnated=] wrote: | | and thus not as good for making your own avp porn. |
You could make midget porn... and then watch it on a widescreen so it's normal porn again...  _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote: |
You could make midget porn... and then watch it on a widescreen so it's normal porn again...  |
LOL. Nice, I completely forgot about that episode. Ahh, brings back memories...  _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Weyland-Yutani Corp. Building better worlds. And taming Xeno's so they can be sold. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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kiramuse

Gender:  Joined: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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And who says there's no meaningful marketing out there?  _________________ When life hands you lemons, you make some lemonade. When life hands you a 7-8 foot tall Yautja male...you make short work of him...and leave it up to your imagination.  |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:38 am Post subject: |
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another triumph for Weyland-Yutani! _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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zombieopanic

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 146 Location: At the bridge,WHERE YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| setg'-in wrote: | | i want a yautja warrior that way if any 1 pisses me off i can snap my fingers and he'll uncloak and stab tha poor bastard that crossed my path through the head wit his wristblades........... oh and of course peace on earth |
If you wanted peace on earth why would you kill people?Figures... |
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Setg'-in is a 'tard, plain and simple...NEXT! _________________
Married to Azrael.
Queen of Innuendo. |
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kiramuse

Gender:  Joined: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:29 am Post subject: |
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Should we really be thinking about Christmas right now? I mean V-day's coming, and you know how much it means to Vevlaa.  _________________ When life hands you lemons, you make some lemonade. When life hands you a 7-8 foot tall Yautja male...you make short work of him...and leave it up to your imagination.  |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:32 am Post subject: |
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Oh yeah, Valentine's Day. whopee. _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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kiramuse

Gender:  Joined: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36 am Post subject: |
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No, I was talking about "Vevlaa Day"! Do not speak of the other V-day. _________________ When life hands you lemons, you make some lemonade. When life hands you a 7-8 foot tall Yautja male...you make short work of him...and leave it up to your imagination.  |
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Spock
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:38 am Post subject: |
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O (yes, an O)
Velvaa day is the second most prestigious holiday of the year! _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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kiramuse

Gender:  Joined: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:40 am Post subject: |
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It's one of the reasons for celebration early in the year.  _________________ When life hands you lemons, you make some lemonade. When life hands you a 7-8 foot tall Yautja male...you make short work of him...and leave it up to your imagination.  |
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Spock
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:43 am Post subject: |
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Definitely. _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Robot Chicken Koko

Gender:  Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 1130 Location: gettin' my learn on
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:45 am Post subject: |
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Um, worshipping vevlaa would go against my strict religious beliefs. _________________ "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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Worshipping Vevlaa would go against every belief... _________________
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kiramuse

Gender:  Joined: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Somewhere in Texas
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Who said anything about "worshiping"? It's a day for "roasting". Or "teasing" whichever you feel like doing. _________________ When life hands you lemons, you make some lemonade. When life hands you a 7-8 foot tall Yautja male...you make short work of him...and leave it up to your imagination.  |
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