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An update: Crotchfire's Love-Life over the past few months.

 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:12 am    Post subject: An update: Crotchfire's Love-Life over the past few months. Reply with quote

It's been some time since I posted on my personal victories and such, so it occurred to me that those of you who enjoy hearing about the strange social lives of others were missing out.

Warning- Explicit content.

When I arrived in St. Louis, I was in a new, conservative part of the country without the comforts of a woman. Oh, I was lost for a while. As New York is a fairly liberal state, unusual sexual preferences are taken in stride, and such desires may be fulfilled without so much effort on my part (no, I've never paid for sex. I split the dinner bill).

Missouri, however, is smack-dab in the middle of the midwest. Conservative, God-fearin' folk there. Thus, for a while, we had a very frustrated Crotchfire.

Early November, though, I was chatting with a couple who were friends with parents of students of mine at a little school-cocktail-party-thing. After a long and careful conversation (I was wondering why they were being so deliberate with what they were saying), they eventually started hinting that they were involved in the local swinging scene... and the wife (42-year-old attractive exhibitionist) had a thing for sex in public places and the husband had a thing for watching other men with his wife.

If you don't know where I'm going with this, you're truly hopeless.

Anyway, I've been exposed to a whole new subset of the perverse: having sex with wives (in public sometimes) while their husbands watch! Restaurant bathrooms, in the pool at a motel (it looks like she's just sitting on my lap.), that sort of thing. At first, it was only this first couple. The interesting thing about swingers, though, is that if you meet the right ones, you can be exposed to a fairly large social network... just be prepared to travel a lot.

My students wonder where I go on weekends. I tell them I go to the library. Say...

However, as I'm back in New York for the time being, I don't have access to the Missouri swinger network. Then again, I have existing ladyfriends here, so all is well!

There was also initially a plan to go and see "Evil Dead:the Musical" with one particular forum member here, and I'll admit, I was in fact planning on being as charming as I can be... but she mysteriously disappeared. Maybe I scared her away? Hope not.

Anyway, met up with some ladyfriends, and then there was tonight. I made out with the hottest woman ever, interesting, funny, pretty face, and Oh My God, what legs she has! She's also 40. Date scheduled for Sunday evening!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics plz!

Just kidding (or am I)... you know... maybe you oughta write a book about it. Should be interesting Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a movie!
fuck the book, let's make it into a movie!

Crotchfire, there's no joking or sarcasm in me saying that i love hearing about your adventures below the waist. keep the updates cumming, man.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO! Every good movie first needs a book!

At least then I can have this conversation:
Someone else: Hey! Have you read "Crotchfire's Wacky Adventures"?
Me: Nah... I'll wait until the movie comes out...
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the more likely conversation is:

Me: "Crotchfire's Wacky Adventures" rules. i think they did a great job redoing the book into a movie.
Someone Else: there was a book???


coz that's what it usually looks like these days. think Fight Club.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a book???
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a movie???
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was an RPG?

Anyway that hints of bullshit to me.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Servicing the cuckold community, eh? I would urge discretion. As a teacher, you might not want this to get out. People with jobs like that are sometimes unfairly scrutinized regarding things like this. Alternatively, you could just make this your job. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A male gigolo amongst us! Gee, I wonder if anyone has done a movie about that.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a movie about a gigolo, you mean?
sure they did, and it's quite a classic.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn, i was thinking more about that crap with um... Rob Schneider, but Midnight Cowboy sounds like a really interesting movie.

"A naive male prostitute and his sickly friend struggle to survive on the streets of New York City." Might be a little pertinent to this web comic.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then there's this one with Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think Crothfire should be proud that his love-life confessions eventually led to an association with Richard Gere.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal. Just Sal. wrote:
i think Crothfire should be proud that his love-life confessions eventually led to an association with Richard Gere.


Bwahahaha, roflmao. Then who's the one woman out there that even Crotchfire himself couldn't satisfy?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the 7 wonders of the ancient world.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she somehow resembled a gerbil...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As ridiculous as my adventures are, I'll be the first to admit that I've not satisfied many women under the age of 35. Nor have I ever slept with a woman older than 54. Not that I wouldn't if I had the chance...

Man, I wonder if I'm screwed up for thinking that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No no no, a fetish for milfs is nothing to be ashamed of, but Freud would have a field day with you.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crothfire would have a field day with Freud's momma!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Damn she's looking good.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I encourage all threads that make people look up pictures of Freud's mother. I really do.

As much as I'm not into swinging, (I had an interesting offer from an English/Norse couple while in Indonesia, but politely declined, althoug the Norse women of 44 looked decidedly hot), I somehow learned to appreciate Crotchfire's reports about his adventures between (and nowadays away from) the sheets. They are inspiring.

I would not be able to handle the male onlookers, though.
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