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 Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:12 am Post subject: What's that thing called, where there's no feet and no ball? |
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| cfos wrote: | @ Simon- have some pride, it's Football, not American-Football. And soccer is soccer. "
Yup. The only thing you should ever preface Football is "Fantasy". Can you even play fantasy soccer? |
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal Paradise wrote: | | Koko wrote: | | @ Simon- have some pride, it's Football, not American-Football. And soccer is soccer. |
i'm pretty sure this will piss Simon off. and i can't wait. |
This isn't a matter of pride. Most of the world knows the game as football, and this forum isn't all-American. Besides I prefer calling it football. |
Oh, come on! That thing that is called football in Yankeestan includes neither foot nor ball.
Football is voetball, fussbal, fotboll etc. : in other words, a very exciting game where 22 men try to kick a ball in each other's direction with their feet.
Then there's that perversion of a sport's game where I don't know how many walking meat loaves are doing something which I can only call sublimal homosexual acts.
Know that video "mann gegen mann" by Rammstein? Add a large rubber anal pill shaped thingy and you have American "football".
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:52 am Post subject: |
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| munan wrote: | Oh, come on! That thing that is called football in
Then there's that perversion of a sport's game where I don't know how many walking meat loaves are doing something which I can only call sublimal homosexual acts.
Know that video "mann gegen mann" by Rammstein? Add a large rubber anal pill shaped thingy and you have American "football". |
LOL...well Munan...each to what ever their fantasy brings about when they see something, eh? You see sublimal homosexual acts - I see something like wrestling and head butting...you see anal pills - I see an oval shaped ball.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:13 am Post subject: |
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You talk about "something like wrestling", "head butting" and "oval shaped balls" and you tell me there's no sublimal homosexuality in it for you?
Man, talk about being in denial!
wow....
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| Dachande E or something wrote: | | head butting |
would that make Zinedine Zidane the American Football's Trojan Horse in Yurp?
maybe he was paid by NFL to promote the game on the old continent, and naturally he chose to do it in the prime time.
those Americans are smart.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:01 am Post subject: |
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| Simon-Says wrote: | | This isn't a matter of pride. Most of the world knows the game as football, and this forum isn't all-American. Besides I prefer calling it football. |
Sigh, I was hoping for something more caustic, or berating, not so simple and level-headed.
| Sal Paradise wrote: | | those Americans are smart. |
My sarcasm detector is on full alert.
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| Koko wrote: | | Sal Paradise wrote: | | those Americans are smart. |
My sarcasm detector is on full alert. |
*innocent look*
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| Koko wrote: | | Simon-Says wrote: | | This isn't a matter of pride. Most of the world knows the game as football, and this forum isn't all-American. Besides I prefer calling it football. |
Sigh, I was hoping for something more caustic, or berating, not so simple and level-headed. |
The Panda Shogun will never meet expectations!
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Wait...
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Hockey! The only true sport!
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| Smileypen wrote: | | Hockey! The only true sport! |
You obviosly do not know of rugby.
The greatest sport in the known universe and the reason I have 3 scars on each knee. |
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If football (not soccer) is homosexual, than why is the most pussy guy on the field just kicking the ball?
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It's his ball.
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"Then there's that perversion of a sport's game where I don't know how many walking meat loaves are doing something which I can only call sublimal homosexual acts."
Are you trying to slam Football or Rugby?
As for Rammstein? Can't say I know anything about them and haven't seen a video since the days of Mark Goodman and Adam Curry. The one thing I remember about them from the news was that all those kids in Columbine (sp?) liked listening to them. Are they one of those bands that dresses in dark, "sings" (shouts?) in a monotone and don't play instruments?
"You talk about "something like wrestling", "head butting" and "oval shaped balls" and you tell me there's no sublimal homosexuality in it for you? "
What about watching men running around trying to kick a ball? And no hands? Are the lovers of soccer afraid that if hands touched a ball it would be consiered a form of masterbation? Do lovers of soccer also watch marathons? Or does a ball in play have to be involved in order for it to be ok to watch sweaty men run (and not have homosexual tendenacies). And what does the "goal" or "net" signify? You've got a man trying to block a ball from going in.... Does that mean that bad goalies are gay and their form of gay activism is to allow things to enter the net as a form of social protest? And what's the whole deal with taking off a sweaty shirt and giving it to another man at the end of the game? I saw a great deal of that going on at the world cup. I don't know if it is homoerotic, but what are you supposed to do with that sweaty shirt? It is a form of homoerotic expression because you are essentially stripping? This conversation has turned far more interesting. Do fans of soccer stay to see who swaps shirts with who -- like most men watch cat fights? Do you think they will kiss at the end? I dunno, I don't watch it much, but I do know europeans are far more kissy than americans. |
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Football > Rugby > Soccer
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| cfos wrote: | | I do know europeans are far more kissy than americans. |
Therefore: Europeans>Americans.
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"Football > Rugby > Soccer"
Though I agree with this, I would add that the GAA is on par with "Football". What a fun sport to watch. I was in Dublin a few months ago and got to watch a few matches.
http://www.gaa.ie/
"Therefore: Europeans>Americans."
Damn! I was defeated by the use of MATH!
Send me an address and I'll mail you my sweaty shirt since that is the custom. *LOL* |
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American Foreplay.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | American Foreplay. |
I bet that;s going to come out in theaters some day.
| Koko wrote: | | Football > Rugby > Soccer |
You poor old sod.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | American Foreplay. |
...is a contradictio in terminis, judging from the pleasantly surprised reactions from American women who end up in the arms of European men...
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Americans > Thumbtacks > Europeans
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Maybe we should stop this.
I sense a lot of repressed frustrations...
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| Koko wrote: | | Americans > Thumbtacks > Europeans |
You're still a poor old sod.
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| Munan wrote: | Maybe we should stop this.
I sense a lot of repressed frustrations... |
edit:
Yeah, I'm just gonna hope no-one saw what I think about, well, Europeans in general, might have ruffled some feathers.
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| Munan wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | American Foreplay. |
...is a contradictio in terminis, judging from the pleasantly surprised reactions from American women who end up in the arms of European men... |
But I will counter this claim: every girl I've ever talked to who's ever been to Europe for some abroad trip, and even one who lives in Switzerland (who's actually going out with an American), says the guys they meet in nightclubs and on the streets of Europe creep them out, unless they're wasted.
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Hey. Hey guys.
GUESS WHAT
My dad could beat up your dad.
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Tennis>all other sports involving balls.
That is to say, Me playing tennis > Me playing any other sport involving a ball.
Holy crap, it's depressing how much I suck at talking trash.
You know what'll cheer me up, though? Your mom. Boo-yah!
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