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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or in your lungs... imagine the pain...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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you can't get harmed by ash.

... No. Ash can hurt. As said, eyes, lungs. If it was recently made in a fire, volcanic eruption, etc. it can actually burn.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i here by revive this thread because i'm bored.
deal with it.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap, there's a thread for this?!?!?

Cool...

Anywho, the best two weapons for killing l33t z0mb3z are the crowbar, because it's light weight, and a bolt action rifle, and take headshots.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh yeah. But how can you tell the difference between voodoo, and bio zombies?


voodoo zombies will freak out if you aim a gun at them, whilst bio zombies will just walk up to you and say,

"You better leave room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!"
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't this thread in the General BS section?

But don't use a chainsaw during an outbreak. It may be effectiv for killing the zombies, but becasue of it's loud motar, it will alert all the undead within the vicinity.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
Wasn't this thread in the General BS section?

But don't use a chainsaw during an outbreak. It may be effectiv for killing the zombies, but becasue of it's loud mortat, it will alert all the undead within the vicinity.


Plus, if the zombies can infect via blood... that's alot of blood flying around!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Azrael wrote:
Wasn't this thread in the General BS section?

But don't use a chainsaw during an outbreak. It may be effectiv for killing the zombies, but becasue of it's loud mortat, it will alert all the undead within the vicinity.


Plus, if the zombies can infect via blood... that's alot of blood flying around!


Exactly. And if you are flying solo, then you should ride a bicycle, not a car. The only time you should use a car is if you have alot of people to transport, in which case you should use a pickup truck, and have the people in the back each have melee weapons to decapitate passing zombies.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said it once, or twice. I'll say it again.

Everybody was kung-fu fighting.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or, alternatively:
The man at the back said "everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weapons:ermm.....claws,tongue
Projectiles:acid spit
My Escape PLAN:we will need some bombs,I guess some boomerangs,and umm.....

Oh yeah,DAMMIT IM A ZOMBIE ALREADY!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor's Bitch *sigh* wrote:
-- what would YOU do if this happined to your town/country.


In fact, I have been thinking of this. I'm quite a big zombie fan and I have tried to find the Zombie Survival Guide which you mentioned earlier. But, hmmm.
I live in middle of nowhere, in the backwoods. So, if there was a zombie outbreak only weapons I could use would be an axe, a chain saw, a billhook, a rifle and a shotgun. The usual. (Damn, I just realised how many weapons there are near me.) Maybe I would go for the all time favorite, shotgun. I think, if you're out there fighting against them you should be correctly equiped. Water, bandage, lether boots... et cetera.

So I would take my shotgun and my chain saw, but my Nokia rubber boots and my yellow raincoat on and protect my home from those living deads. The raincoat is for the blood spatters coming from the saw. Oh and of course, goggles stolen from my ex/current work to protect eyes from the infected blood.

By the way. How long will you be Aramor's Bitch?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's Aramore's Bitch forever, wether he changes the tag or naot.

But I relaized severing the spine is just as effective as nailing the head. Because without a working spinal cord, the body is disabled.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that oughta work... makes me wonder how that Zed in Resevil is able to live (sorta) with only half of his head. You know, the one you see when they first truly encounter zombies. Half his head is gone. Special effect looks nice, but doesn't that kinda mean his brain is damaged?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The brain directes the body, the spine actually transmits the movement.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but half of his brain is gone...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it could just be the intellegence part, not the controlling portion.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would do like the Chief of Police in Stubbs the Zombie and engage every zombie in a Dance-off till the moon set and i got eaten. That was probably the most fun part of the entire game, dancing off against the Chief... played just like Simon too, so it was easy to pick up.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Nobel Whore wrote:
Yeah, but half of his brain is gone...


If people can live with only one part of the brain why couldn't zombies then. THere has been cases when surgeons had to remove half of the brain. It may cause you to become uncapable to show emotions or you can't read or write anymore.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd pull off a Shaun of the Dead.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd find a way to become a Hybrid... as strong as a Zombie, but with my own mind... that'd be fun.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh heh this is pretty fun topic, since I am some how "big zombie fan" also.

Yesterday I saw Dead Meat movie, there was new fun way to kill zomby - by using vacuumer cleaner to suck up zombie's eye. Also zombie cow was hilarious. If you guys haven't yet see that movie, go for it!

I have no idea what to do against zombie attacks. Twisted was absolutely in right when she mentioned rubber boots and yellow rain coat. <3

But when zombielypse happens I hope to be at my parents house right in the middle of no-where. My father have an old and large car garage where can find almost anything sharp and easily explosing stuff.
Also can find shit like chainsaws, guns, some Japanese swords and anything else what needed, can always steal from neighbours. ( like scythes and thresher )
Here in town can't find classic weapons much . uh forks and knifes just don't fit in my heroine profile. Baseball bat? That's old.

Also what comes to what you need when you out there and fighting..
Do not neverever forget that MacGyver tape!
I Don't know what it's called in english .. That silver ultimate tape.. uhm Jesus tape? Oh righ conditioning tape?

Ok, I'm not ready but bring it on.
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Tirlittan... I have this strange feeling that you are my long lost twin. This is scary. We think too much alike to not to be the same person. OMG! maybe I have a personality disorder and my other self is writing as a Tirlittan. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if there was a zombie apocolypse.. then id just head for the town center. barricade the doors on the rooftop and "wait it out". also theres a fire escape leading right to the food court which has a supermarket so i could just hoard non perishable foods. (oh and id rob a can opener aswell.)

on the weapon front.. anything you can hit someone in the head with can be classed as a "weapon". so id just go crazy a la dead rising

i know its not a very well thought out plan , but it took me ten seconds. thats not bad when theres a hoard of zombies attempting to make you into dinner. you want to move quick in that situation
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
I'd pull off a Shaun of the Dead.


Either That or I would run over zombies with my car.....
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