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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Australians; taking over the world; mandatory nudity Reply with quote

This conversation spawned from the Art Contest thread so I moved it to its own thread. You crazy Australians.

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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, I'm an Australian too.

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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just announcing myself as an australian posting a comic.

Because we Australians post the best comics now don't we?

*grins evilly and then runs off*

.....

Oh, and that's my computer in the comic.

Yeah, I have a fixaction for shiney stickers with pokemon on them.
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm also Australian.

Not that it means anything...
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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, we Australians are almighty! We will take over the world... tommorrow. Maybe the next day. Depends.

HARK! The cucumber is mightily frozen.

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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take over the world?

Wouldn't that involve doing something other than going to the beach and oggling topless women?

Count me out.
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SiL, if we take over the world we can make it compulsary for all women who are at the beach to be topless.

Hell, let's make nudity among women compulsary. Boobs are gorgeous =)

(Except I wouldn't have to be nude. Which'd be a good thing, trust me)
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madge wrote:
SiL, if we take over the world we can make it compulsary for all women who are at the beach to be topless.

Hell, let's make nudity among women compulsary. Boobs are gorgeous =)


I like you. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Madge wrote:
SiL, if we take over the world we can make it compulsary for all women who are at the beach to be topless.

Hell, let's make nudity among women compulsary. Boobs are gorgeous =)


I like you. Smile


I protest! That's totally male chauvanist, and besides, boobs are a pain. If you don't strap them down, they bounce around and like it hurts and stuff. You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, ok... no mandatory female nudity... only topless-ness. Hell, we guys walk topless on the beach as well...
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Madge wrote:
SiL, if we take over the world we can make it compulsary for all women who are at the beach to be topless.

Hell, let's make nudity among women compulsary. Boobs are gorgeous =)


I like you. Smile


I protest! That's totally male chauvanist, and besides, boobs are a pain. If you don't strap them down, they bounce around and like it hurts and stuff. You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!


What sort of guy calls himself Madge? o_O

I am a girl. I have boobs.

And I've had the "boobs are good VS boobs are bad" discussion before with my very good (if unhot) friend Anna.

I reckon they're great, personally, I mean, they're so squishy and loveable ^_^!

I pity men. They don't know the joy of breasts*. Though if they're straight they can perhaps experiance part of the joy, but not the full joy.




* NB: Joy of breasts is void if either breast is afflicted with cancer. Go see a doctor. Check regularly for lumps, girls!
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madge wrote:
Holly wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Madge wrote:
SiL, if we take over the world we can make it compulsary for all women who are at the beach to be topless.

Hell, let's make nudity among women compulsary. Boobs are gorgeous =)


I like you. Smile


I protest! That's totally male chauvanist, and besides, boobs are a pain. If you don't strap them down, they bounce around and like it hurts and stuff. You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!


What sort of guy calls himself Madge? o_O


Whoops, sorry, I didn't even look Laughing

The whole "chauvanist" thing is stupid anyway. Either you're decent or you're not. And you seem decent, after all, boobs are pretty. I have no personal interest in other people's boobs, but I wouldn't want the US to suddenly make boobage mandatory. That would mean walking around my workplace slapping things with my boobs, and that's painful. Ouch. Don't you dare get turned on by that, Aramor Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought the Australians were gonna take over the world and make boobage mandatory...

And why would I get turned on by the idea of you slapping your breasts all over the workplace... Confused Smile Very Happy Surprised Oh secretary... I finished my cup of tea... I want another one! Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm... boobs. Anger? With what envelope do you plan to attack the walrus, minister? The left one? Aye, we do chew anger. The scars are always fruit.

Yeah, boobs are cool. From a guy's point of view, I mean.

Stuff is awesome.

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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Breasts are so awesome I decided to dedicate my avatar / signiture set to them.

... NO, these aren't mine. It's from bulls-eye.com or something. It's full of softcore porn.





(It was great fun looking for this image, that's for sure Very Happy

... I pity whoever looked for abe vigoda when there is so much GOOD porn that you can get easily)
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madge wrote:
Breasts are so awesome I decided to dedicate my avatar / signiture set to them.

... NO, these aren't mine. It's from bulls-eye.com or something. It's full of softcore porn.





(It was great fun looking for this image, that's for sure Very Happy

... I pity whoever looked for abe vigoda when there is so much GOOD porn that you can get easily)


Have I already told you I like you?
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but I never tire of hearing it =)

Man, never properly looked at this forum. Think I might have to start posting properly, it seems great, full of physics sci-fi geeks.

I'll just stay away from the section about american sport.
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madge wrote:
Yes, but I never tire of hearing it =)

Man, never properly looked at this forum. Think I might have to start posting properly, it seems great, full of physics sci-fi geeks.

I'll just stay away from the section about american sport.


I like you.

Physics sci-fi geeks? I recent that! I'm not good at physics at all... I'm a Metallica lover/Star Wars geek/Trekkie/CSI Fanatic/PlayStation Whore/Sci-Fi geek... so ye be warned Wink

There's a sport section? Never been there...
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the wish I wish tonight:

I wish that all the "mandatory female toplessness" crowd find themselves locked in a retirement home bingo hall the first day it goes into effect.

Barring that, give them all a minimum of 42Cs and make them go topless for 24 hours, that they may comprehend upper back pain in all new ways.

Or there's nude pogo-sticking as the new compulsory form of transportation for men....

I believe in giving a wishing star options. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never thought I was gonna say this... but I'm against mandatory nudity. It's demeaning and undignifying. If the Australians are going to take over the world and put boobage in to effect, I will re-take over the world with AATEOP. Female nudity should be banned!!!

You're probably wondering why I'm doing this, but I arrived on earth in a space ship, and when I was trying to kill the pilot, we bumped into a wishing star... and he said he'd get back at me... so that's why...

Edit: Oh, I forgot to mention I'm also a LotR geek...
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Female nudity should be banned!!!

You're probably wondering why I'm doing this, but I arrived on earth in a space ship, and when I was trying to kill the pilot, we bumped into a wishing star... and he said he'd get back at me... so that's why...

Edit: Oh, I forgot to mention I'm also a LotR geek...


Now, I wouldn't go so far as *banning* it or anything. Making it compulsory is a bit much. Voluntary is good, but hey, let's make it for both! Some of us like 'em both - country *and* Western. (If no one gets that reference, I'll be genuinely horrified.)

I'll check with that star and see if it was ever hit by a ship. If it was, don't worry...I never heard of you Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um...isn't this thread supposed to be about the art contest? Maybe someone can start a separate one in which we can debate the merits and drawbacks associated with public nudity.

EDIT: Thanks, B.
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mommy always told me (ok, that sounded corny...) that art is something that is nice to look at. Good explanation... that's why some people like Van Gogh and other people think their average pen-stripe doodles are ten times better... ahum... anyhoo, given this, I say female nudity is art. So we are on-topic... right?
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go Australians. Take me over a world, worthy of Mordor.

Just don't put mandatory nudity in effect. Just see my rantings on the art contest topic Razz
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
You guys don't know what it's like to have boobs- oh, wait, you've got those slinkies in your pants, so I guess it's kind of the same. But if women's nudity is mandatory, I say weenies out, too!

Yeah, I suppose that's fair, but the whole point is parts of the body that we enjoy seeing. Girls don't want to see guys' "weenies" hanging and flopping about!

do they?
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