Should Abe ever have a succesful date?

Dachande_E · Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 16

I think Abe should have a girl, by the way. It' like this old joke:

A guy walks into a bar with his friend. They spot a nice looking lady and the guy sais to his friend "I'm gonna ask her if she want's to get laid."
So the guy walk up tp this hotty and asks her "You wanna f**k?"
He gets a smack in the face and returns to his friend.
After a while the guy spots another girl and does the same thing. He return with another black-eye.
So the friend asks, "Doesn't that get sort of tiresome after a while?"
The guy sais "Yeah, but occasioanlly I get laid too."

Not that funny, but it's like if Abe has been dating for a 100-times by now...as horny as he is...he should by chance meet a girl who actually is on the same terms as him. How about that blind girl? At least they have that in common. Smile

Who knows, maybe he can do wonders with that tail of his LOL!!!

PS: Picking up on that homosexual-thread. I came to think of the Blue Oyster Bar from the "Police Academy"-movies. I actually do wonder what Preston would behave like if he wound up at a place like that. Hehehe. He'd definitely be in the wrong place at the wrong time, I mean look at the guy...loin-cloth, G-string, net stockings...? Can it be a worse combination at a place like that?

Twistys · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject:

Uuu, like the Blue Oyster idea... Heh, Preston and Abe accidently err to visit there. Laughing

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Dachande_E · Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 16

I like that avatar..."twisted addition". Simple yet neat. Nice vampire inspiration. Hehe

Twistys · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject:

Well, thank you. I just Photoshopped... Bit addicted to it.
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Rocktavia · Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:12 am Post subject:

kiramuse · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject:

That seems like something Preston would do most likely instead of Abe. But then again, I'd love to have Pres bring me flowers and the whole she-bang.

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Cruor · Gender: Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 37

jakebluesx · Gender: Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 6

Umm, aren't all Aliens either female (Queens) or asexual (drones)? Just checking my facts.

Predators all seem to be male, too. Though I could be wrong.

Tshizzle · Gender: Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 4

Personally, I think it would be hilarious if Abe met a girl that was only willing to date him in order to get him to join some weird cult....not that I've experienced that before... Don't judge, we put our capes and horns on one at a time like everyone else...sort of...

CREAMASTER · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 5

He should totally have a great date! Then he should lay an egg in her. They could have babies and we could see what Abe would be like as a father.

Then later we could find out she cheated on him with Cthulhu!

Rocktavia · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:54 pm Post subject:

Abe can't lay eggs!! He's a "drone"!!!
Only the Queen can, which means Abe's mom can...

..... and should.
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Cruor · Gender: Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 37

MartianEmperor · Gender: Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 5

Maybe this is why Abe tries so hard, its a case of penis envy.

Possibly Ripley should try to get in touch with her alien side.

jasonpredlover · Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:20 am Post subject:

well if i invented a story line it would include abe getting the girl of his dreams laughs in pres' face.But then blows it all by saying some rude comment and she runs off with a handsome and charming man who happily skip away leaveing abe crying and pres laughing lol.

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