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Alternate Spideygal
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I just explained it to you...>.<
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zombieopanic
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| Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| doesnt money get both? |
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Complex_Number_States
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| Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:42 am Post subject: |
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| zombieopanic wrote: | | doesnt money get both? |
Doesn't money get money? Um, I guess. But does that mean anything in the context of the questiion "Money or Sex?"?
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Aramor
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I got a crazy idea... how about neither, but instead, happyness
Wait, happyness without sex... nevermind...
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| complexnumbers wrote: | | zombieopanic wrote: | | doesnt money get both? |
Doesn't money get money? |
Interest theory, man. Interest theory.
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Likewise, however, does not sex sometimes lead to more sex?
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Success breeds confidence which breeds success.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Frost wrote: | | Likewise, however, does not sex sometimes lead to more sex? |
Unless you really suck at it...
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Complex_Number_States
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| Blaster wrote: | | Interest theory, man. Interest theory. |
Indeed. And it is almost as interesting to me as sex! 
| Crotchfire wrote: | | Success breeds confidence which breeds success. |
Most sex IS breeding.
The kind I prefer is technically breeding, although no offspring has yet resulted.
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Aramor
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Then you're doing something wrong. Unless you're planning to do it wrong. Then you're doing it right...
Can you succesfully fail something?
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Complex_Number_States
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I am not doing it wrong. I am just circumventing that final step.
It's like that old bumper sticker said:
I fuck to come, not to conceive.
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| In my case I would choose sex. Why? Because I'm so good I would get paid... and a nasty STD (or as they are called these days STI's). |
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| Mr_Bling wrote: | | In my case I would choose sex. Why? Because I'm so good I would get paid... and a nasty STD (or as they are called these days STI's). |
sexually transmitted interns? |
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Simon_Says
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Sexually transmitted ipods?
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Aramor
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Sexually transmitted Itteprettityphys!
Right now I'd choose for money so I could go to a bar and drink even more...
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sexually transmitted ipods? |
My boyfriend would love that. He wants me to give him my virginity AND get an iPod. 
(I have a mobiBLU Cube and it has way more features than the nano, and is a quarter the size...stupid Mac fanboys)
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Simon_Says
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Hah, that one's cute.
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LMAO! Hate to be Mr. Killjoy here but it stands for....
Sexually Transmitted Infections...
A doctor friend of mine told me they call it that because it sounds less serious and easier for patients to handle.
I know it sounds dumb but its rather true in some circumstances (This was her explaination). I still think they should call them STD's though. What if you got AIDS? How they say to the patient... "you've got AIDS, BUT! It's not that serious. Its just a Sexually trasmitted Infection. Your just going to break down and die in the next few months".
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hypnosys
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With one millon I would buy some Berkshire shares (BRK-B), and oil futures after ten years I would think of retirement.
| Crotchfire wrote: | Do you honestly think that I could buy sex with Anna Kournikova for a million? How about Lindsay Lohan? No? Didn't think so.
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Many girls can be seduced by style and not money. Of course hollywood can be a weird exception, but women psychology will always be the same...
What generates attraction?, being funny, smart, stylish, a little bit cocky (not arrogant) and confident. Being "cool". That opens many doors.
Want to be smart? Build your network.
Impossible is nothing. (Adidas)
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Besides... I go to an engineering school right now. I don't get much sex  |
That explains a lot of things... I'd been studying Engineering too, I really feel for you buddy... what's the percentage of woman at your class? 10%, and the pretty one? 0.01% or undefined? |
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| megabigBLUR wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Sexually transmitted ipods? |
My boyfriend would love that. He wants me to give him my virginity AND get an iPod.
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I lost my virginity... can I have yours? |
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Alternate Spideygal
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Ewww...corny pic up line!!
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Mr. Snugglepuff
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| megabigBLUR wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Sexually transmitted ipods? |
My boyfriend would love that. He wants me to give him my virginity AND get an iPod.
(I have a mobiBLU Cube and it has way more features than the nano, and is a quarter the size...stupid Mac fanboys) |
Is that a cube in your pocket or just your virginity?
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Robot Chicken Koko
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| Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:25 am Post subject: |
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I was hit on by two women today. Not to brag or anything. Just saying. 
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Aramor
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Why should you be proud of getting hit by two women? Did you hit them back?
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Robot Chicken Koko
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| Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:57 am Post subject: |
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In Russia, this is how we fix everything! By hitting wench with wrench!
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