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Daffy D
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If there were a zombie outbrake, and the only way you could survive is by having your mind uploaded into a robot body, what kind of robot would you want to be? Also, where would you go from there? Would you fight the undead and defend what's left of humanity, or just raid the liqure stores for precious alchahol to power your fule cells?
Me? As always I am torn between 2 excelent choices.
On one hand I could be a Super Battle Droid
http://www.starwars.com/databank/droid/superbattledroid/index.html
Armed with a built in blaster with 275 shots, 4 wrist rockets, and a tri-shot blaster (unlimited ammo).
On the other hand: I could be Futurama's lovable insoferable
BENDER! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bender_%28Futurama%29
Not only would I be able to pull anything out of and store anything in the cabonit door on my chest, but according to the Futurama video game cover I'd have a blaster pistle built into my fingure!
Either way, I would use my new nearly indestructable body and it's advanced weaponry to avenge my loved ones and my former life by blowing each and every last one of thoes undead mofos to Kingdom Come!
all right, your turne...
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: |
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This is tough one. Well, if I were a robot I'd fight for this twisted society called human race. I'd be R2D2 from I-don't-need-to-tell-you-what-movie. I'd be him because that little robot is just awwww.
But of course this R2D2 would be Twistenated. I'd have a sircular saw, laser and mp3 player. I woud also be faster than the original R2D2. And my paint job would be a bit different. More black and red, less white and blue.
Oh, and occasionally I'd raid a liquor store... Mainly to get my circuits drunk.
This was nice one Duffy darling. 
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: |
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... I'd be the commander robot from total ahhnialation.
... so awesome. especially with the d gun.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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I wanna be a Terminator... T-1000 or T-800, I don't really care... and then I'll help the Zeds... 
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: |
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i wanna be the first to say HK-47. the voice, the accent, the attitude...
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:31 am Post subject: |
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The last three of you have picked really good ones. lol, I cant top 'em.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:53 am Post subject: |
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By the way, what is that big robot in Judge Dredd again? The evil one I mean that is controlled by that evil Judge...
You know what I mean... 
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:49 am Post subject: |
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| Sal Paradise wrote: | | i wanna be the first to say HK-47. the voice, the accent, the attitude... |
Exclamation: Meatbag!
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You now... you guys talk about HK-47 so much, I'm beginning to hate LucasArts for not making KotoR for the PS2...
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Embrace your hatred, only your anger can strike Lucasarts down!
I expect alot fo people would choose General Greivous if he didn't come with so many goddman design flaws.
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| Aramor the Angelic wrote: | | You now... you guys talk about HK-47 so much, I'm beginning to hate LucasArts for not making KotoR for the PS2... |
and you cannot play it on your PC because... ?
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | I expect alot fo people would choose General Greivous if he didn't come with so many goddman design flaws. |
Clone Wars' Grievous was pretty cool...
| Sal wrote: | | and you cannot play it on your PC because... ? |
I have a sucky PC... but I'll see if I can download it somewhere and then find out if I can play it.
And ofcourse after that I'm gonna buy the original game... uhhuh...
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Truckasaurus. Rampages are fun.
| Aramor the Angelic wrote: | By the way, what is that big robot in Judge Dredd again? The evil one I mean that is controlled by that evil Judge...
You know what I mean... |
It was an ABC Warrior. The look of it is based on the comic character Hammerstein. Though it didn't have anything much to do with the real ABC Warriors.
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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What about the crazy drug-messiah Robocop 2 baddie?
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Crotchfire wrote: | | What about the crazy drug-messiah Robocop 2 baddie? |
Well, yeah that would work. Provided you have a stedy supply of the "nuke" drug, otherwise your system could eventualy crash. But Yeah, that was a great robot! The lost in space robot ripped him off. 
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No robbie the robot yet?
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I would be an SBD
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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and give up my small yet still there penis, no way. ill risk it with the zombies.
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[withallyourpowerscombinediamdigitalliklosetti]
Nothing's harder than industrial strength steel.
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| Optimus Prime, natch. |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:20 am Post subject: |
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I would be a Borg. You can't get infections from zombies 'cause you don't have blood as a Borg, and you have such little flesh that if they bite the crap out of you, you still live. Hell yeah.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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In such a scenario I'd choose the Space Marine dreadnought, essentially an almost dead guy in a robotic sarcophagus. Equipment includes two power fist (metal hand surrounded by a field that disrupts matter at a sub-molecular level), a flamer mounted under the left arm and enough armor to make a modern tank's armor look like a t-shirt. Add the option to replace your right hand with an assault gun (aka big ass mini-gun) or twin-linked Lascannons (speaks for it's self) and you have on your hands one hell of a zombie crusher.
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I would be an iron giant, totally. He has some awesome weapons, and even if he gets blown to smithereens, he reassembles. Plus, he came from space so who knows what kind of alien technology he contains...
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| Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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jesus christ, how long you been back for. anyway, if i had to change into a robot i would be one of those oganic cylons.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | [withallyourpowerscombinediamdigitalliklosetti]
Nothing's harder than industrial strength steel.
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what about a rubix cube? they can take years to solve. much harder than industrial strength steel. its a bar ov mineral formations. end of mystery.
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