Crotchfire has no desire to commit statutory rape!!!

Complex_Number_States · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:16 am Post subject:

Well, yeah, he does have teh laxer deth eyez working, but I just assumed it had something to do with Ireland.
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AmberEyez_Proclaims · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:06 am Post subject:

now now - I said I wasn't a cougar by definition. Lynx, perhaps.

Complex_Number_States · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:09 am Post subject:

Hah, I knew once you saw that face, you would be open to the possibility.
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Munan · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:53 am Post subject:

What frightens me most is (and I already had this when I saw the aLp convention picture Simon once made) that Crotchfire could be my brother.
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Sal · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:33 am Post subject:

Munan · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:21 am Post subject:

Man, that would dwarf the familiy problems the D. is talking of.

...

Man...
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Alternate Spideygal · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject:

Oh my, Crotchfire is a cutie! Where did you say you were teaching at again?
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject:

Dude...

I'd do ya..
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Munan · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:39 am Post subject:

And that was probably the most coherent post you ever made on this forum.

What have you done to the man, Crotchfire?
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Crotchfire · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:29 pm Post subject:

My hair is so fantastic that it has the power to render digit understandable!

Maybe it has other superpowers?
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

Maybe it's actually a sentient lifeform...

Hmm, have you ever noticed your hair trying to kill you in your sleep?
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject:

Crothfire hates dandruff with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns!
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Khushi · Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject:

WOW... yeah... no kidding. The hair is hot.
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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject:

So crotchfire, been accused of rape by any distraught mothers yet?
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Crotchfire · Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:12 pm Post subject:

Haha, no, not quite yet. I have, however, been subtly flirting with more than one mother. No hilarious stories to tell, yet... except for this one girl who yells out "MR. ____'S HOT!!!" whenever I walk by the dorm. Hooray for kids making me uncomfortable!
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AmberEyez_Proclaims · Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:07 am Post subject:

make sure that the flirtee is single....

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