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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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i cannot, for example, satnd paris hilton, britney, of jessica simpson. they are all dumb as a box of rocks.

That's horribly insulting to rocks, you know.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aramor the Angelic wrote:
Maybe they're gay ninjas and they sneak around your house at midnight and try to kill you with purple dildo katanas but they can't because of something...

Why did I even start that sentence...

To make me laugh, of course.

And it worked, very well. Thank you.

Purple dildo katanas, ROFLMAO

And pink vibrating wakizashi as well, I am sure.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Complex_Number_States wrote:
And pink vibrating wakizashi as well, I am sure.


And ofcourse a latex ninja suit...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't forget the flower shuriken...

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Absolutely! Anything I can lay my hands (paws) on.

Furries FTW!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aramor the Angelic wrote:
And ofcourse a latex ninja suit...



GASP! They make those?!?!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Only for gay ninjas.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This makes me angry! An abomination unto ninja-kind!

And the poor creatures that they harvest latex from.

Factory made my ass!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dude, you got your ass from a factory?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Dude, you got your ass from a factory?


Why yes, actually. It's titanium reinforced!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
So much for wizened intellectual discussion...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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So much for wizened intellectual discussion...


LoL, but Aramor started it!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Like duh...

But I'll stop it.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh no! It's off-topic again!!!

that's not even funny anymore.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oho, isn't yon choppar reserved for ye wee ragdolls?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ah, the simple sights of the Utter Bullshit. This topic made my day.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now I truly see how much the BS we utter really clogs up good threads. I am ashamed of myself. From this day forth, I vow to stay absolutely on topic and not stray from the... ohhh. Pants.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Them pants be mine!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Soo.... is anyone gonna change their avatars? lol
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Change it to what? I for one will be changing back to my Angel...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aramor probably has a bra on him in that picture.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You see any bra... string hold it up thingies? I didn't think so... I'm only wearing boxers on that picture...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Didn't they already invent strapless bra?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
They did? Ooh, I should look into that... preferably while a nice girl is wearing it Razz
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