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Who would win in a fight, a Wookie or a Klingon?
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Who would win in a fight a Wookie or a Klingon?
Wookie
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He could pwn the others, that's why Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Yoda, is just too powerful, I mean the klingon is dead enough against a Wookie. Yoda will whipe them out of the face of existance.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yoda is a specific person. Of course he'd kick ass, he's a jedi übermeister. But what if you just picked a random member of his species?

Green rodent paste all over the place, that's what.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, all a klingon needs to do is go up into space in a bird of prey and use a disrupter to blow up any wookie, or wookie city in fact, straight to Star Wars hell. Muh-ha-ha-ha! Suck it!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a one-on-one battle. Only hand-to-hand.

Now it's your turn to suck it.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As much as I love star wars, I chose Klingon, a wookie just doesn't seem bad assed enough.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay then, One-On-One fight: The klingon uses its Hunting prowless to sneak up on the Wookie, then knocks him over, shoots him in the stomach with a disrupter pistol, and then carves the stunned furball into mincemeat which he/she eats raw with his/her friends, while laughing heartily over bloodwine cocktails.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? Razz)

Geez...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The worst torture device for a Wookie:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't even dare to imagine what's underneath that fur...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A decendant of William Shatner.

Definately.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz

Click the friggin smily!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think William Shatner's descendents devolve at a rapid rate, a wookie would be too far up the evolutionary scale for them. A slug mayhaps? A particularly stupid one...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Creeper wrote:
I think William Shatner's descendents devolve at a rapid rate, a wookie would be too far up the evolutionary scale for them. A slug mayhaps? A particularly stupid one...


It would be a slug with an I.Q so low its high that sings 'Miss United States' during an asassination attempt. I'm telling you, that was the begining of the end Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? Razz)

Geez...


Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.

But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm... fight him unarmed?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sev wrote:
Aramor the First wrote:
What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? Razz)

Geez...


Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.

But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets?


Blast him with a laser-gun.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
Sev wrote:
Aramor the First wrote:
What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? Razz)

Geez...


Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.

But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets?


Blast him with a laser-gun.


But this is hand-to-hand as people have strenuously pointed out, and no sneaking around. An honorable face-to-face fight.

And even if it wasn't, I'd still vote for Wookies because the image of a Wookie going "RWWWWWWARRR!!" and firing a crossbow bolt into a Klingon's face is too funny.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a klingon couldn't use a gun, why the hell could a wookie? Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sev wrote:
amyltrer wrote:
Sev wrote:
Aramor the First wrote:
What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? Razz)

Geez...


Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.

But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets?


Blast him with a laser-gun.


But this is hand-to-hand as people have strenuously pointed out, and no sneaking around. An honorable face-to-face fight.
Klingon's face is too funny.


Are you the supporter of the Predator fight style? Wink . Klingon's face isn't funny. They look like they've been already punched by Wookie.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They look like someone made a giant Milky Way candy bar on top of their heads...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wookies, barring the shock appearance of Daleks and the Borg.

Now THAT'S a smackdown!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wookie. F*ck you, Klingons - you stole some of my dignity.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sev wrote:
But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets?

Aramor the First wrote:
Uhm... fight him unarmed?


Holy crap Aramor, I laughed until I hurt myself.





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Maybe we shold be asking agent 47's math teacher this question....

I don't know that I ever had agent 47 as a student, but I am a math teacher.

I see it this way:

Bare hands, Wookie, after a long and brutal battle

Edged weapons, Klingon very quickly


But hey, what do I know?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wookies rip peoples arm out of their sockets, Klingons beat the crap out of you. Data from Star Trek TNG could beat both Klingons and Wookies, no doubt.
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