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He could pwn the others, that's why 
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Well Yoda, is just too powerful, I mean the klingon is dead enough against a Wookie. Yoda will whipe them out of the face of existance.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:11 am Post subject: |
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Yoda is a specific person. Of course he'd kick ass, he's a jedi übermeister. But what if you just picked a random member of his species?
Green rodent paste all over the place, that's what.
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Seriously, all a klingon needs to do is go up into space in a bird of prey and use a disrupter to blow up any wookie, or wookie city in fact, straight to Star Wars hell. Muh-ha-ha-ha! Suck it!
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This is a one-on-one battle. Only hand-to-hand.
Now it's your turn to suck it.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:47 am Post subject: |
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| As much as I love star wars, I chose Klingon, a wookie just doesn't seem bad assed enough. |
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Okay then, One-On-One fight: The klingon uses its Hunting prowless to sneak up on the Wookie, then knocks him over, shoots him in the stomach with a disrupter pistol, and then carves the stunned furball into mincemeat which he/she eats raw with his/her friends, while laughing heartily over bloodwine cocktails.
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What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right?  )
Geez...
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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The worst torture device for a Wookie:
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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I wouldn't even dare to imagine what's underneath that fur...
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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A decendant of William Shatner.
Definately.
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Click the friggin smily!!!
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I think William Shatner's descendents devolve at a rapid rate, a wookie would be too far up the evolutionary scale for them. A slug mayhaps? A particularly stupid one... |
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| Creeper wrote: | | I think William Shatner's descendents devolve at a rapid rate, a wookie would be too far up the evolutionary scale for them. A slug mayhaps? A particularly stupid one... |
It would be a slug with an I.Q so low its high that sings 'Miss United States' during an asassination attempt. I'm telling you, that was the begining of the end 
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| Aramor the First wrote: | What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? )
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Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.
But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets?
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| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Uhm... fight him unarmed?
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| Sev wrote: | | Aramor the First wrote: | What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? )
Geez... |
Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.
But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets? |
Blast him with a laser-gun.
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| amyltrer wrote: | | Sev wrote: | | Aramor the First wrote: | What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? )
Geez... |
Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.
But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets? |
Blast him with a laser-gun. |
But this is hand-to-hand as people have strenuously pointed out, and no sneaking around. An honorable face-to-face fight.
And even if it wasn't, I'd still vote for Wookies because the image of a Wookie going "RWWWWWWARRR!!" and firing a crossbow bolt into a Klingon's face is too funny.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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If a klingon couldn't use a gun, why the hell could a wookie? 
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| Sev wrote: | | amyltrer wrote: | | Sev wrote: | | Aramor the First wrote: | What part of hand-to-hand don't you understand? That means you only get to use melee weapons, and not ranged weapons... (right? )
Geez... |
Wookies can rip a man's arms out of his sockets. I dunno much about Klingons.
But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets? |
Blast him with a laser-gun. |
But this is hand-to-hand as people have strenuously pointed out, and no sneaking around. An honorable face-to-face fight.
Klingon's face is too funny. |
Are you the supporter of the Predator fight style? . Klingon's face isn't funny. They look like they've been already punched by Wookie.
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They look like someone made a giant Milky Way candy bar on top of their heads...
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Wookies, barring the shock appearance of Daleks and the Borg.
Now THAT'S a smackdown! |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Wookie. F*ck you, Klingons - you stole some of my dignity. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:17 am Post subject: |
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| Sev wrote: | | But what can you really do against something that can rip your arms out of your sockets? |
| Aramor the First wrote: | | Uhm... fight him unarmed? |
Holy crap Aramor, I laughed until I hurt myself.
| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Maybe we shold be asking agent 47's math teacher this question.... |
I don't know that I ever had agent 47 as a student, but I am a math teacher.
I see it this way:
Bare hands, Wookie, after a long and brutal battle
Edged weapons, Klingon very quickly
But hey, what do I know?
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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Wookies rip peoples arm out of their sockets, Klingons beat the crap out of you. Data from Star Trek TNG could beat both Klingons and Wookies, no doubt.
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