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CottonFluff




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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject: The journey of a thousand miles Reply with quote

starts with a single post.

I hope I'm not ragdolling (yes, I did go and read some other posts before I waded in), but I thought I should at least give a bit of an introduction before I started posting.

So yeah. My name is Phill (with 2 "L's," like the Galactic Hero), I'm lived in Brooklyn my entire life, I'm a freelance artist (I've been in print, most notably for illustrating Yo Mama jokes for Smooth Magazine), and lke everyone else and thier dog these days, I do a webcomic.

So I guess that's it for the introduction; I'll see you on the boards.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the asylum.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your cell is down the hall third on the left.

Sunny hour is from 12 to 1 PM.

Meals consists of thin oatmeal.

Enjoy your stay.

Kidding aside, welcome to the forum, and I could kiss your feet for not ragdolling us.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to our home away from home (in my case, that is). FDSF. If you didn't already know (just saying, because you said you read older posts), FDSF means Have a nice freakin' day.

Simon_Says wrote:
Your cell is down the hall third on the left.

Sunny hour is from 12 to 1 PM.

Meals consists of thin oatmeal.

Enjoy your stay.

Kidding aside, welcome to the forum


What? I thought you guys were serious. All I've had everytime I ate in this place was thin oatmeal... it tastes like dog shit... yes I've tried dog shit...

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I could kiss your feet for not ragdolling us.


CottonFluff wrote:
starts with a single post.

I hope I'm not ragdolling (yes, I did go and read some other posts before I waded in), but I thought I should at least give a bit of an introduction before I started posting.


Isn't ragdolling the act of creating a really tight introduction, and then just leaving?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, just introducing yourself and leaving. Nothing tight about it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to teh forum!

*sends him a heart made out of webbing*
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beeth welcomed to yon aLp forum!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo-yo.

Ey Simon, when's happy hour?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bleu_Expresses wrote:
Isn't ragdolling the act of creating a really tight introduction, and then just leaving?

Ah. I was under the impression that it was making a tight introduction in the hopes of getting everyone's attention. Must have misread it in the other thread.

Yay, hearts, even sticky ones!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ragdolling is just the act of making one post, which is your introduction post and then never posting again.

How the introduction post is written doesn't matter... it could be a simple "Yo." or a full biography of the person...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Angelic wrote:
Ragdolling is just the act of making one post, which is your introduction post and then never posting again.
And then getting to the choppah!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or da Jet Pahks!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Telveryon_Recites wrote:
Beeth welcomed to yon aLp forum!

HA!

You said "beeth"

HA!

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I doth only use "doth"! Grammatical correctitude doth be secondary to humor and irritation! And truth doth be told, "doth" doth sound cooler then "hath" or "beeth".

HA!

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Frost_Declares wrote:
Or da Jet Pahks!!

Today was supposed to be the delivery day for the much anticipated Pogo Rocket Packs. But they were supposed to be delivered to the lounge, which has been destroyed.

I have checked the tracking data, but the web page was down. There was just some bizarre message about My horse threw a shoe, or my boat sank, I can't remember which.

Have any of you lard-butts lounging in the Great Hall seen any delivery men skulking around?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen one... Err, my bad. I killed one of those guys. What? WHAT!? He threatened to take Choco away, god damn it - I had to slice his head off with my sword...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damnit Bleu!

If you killed the guy who was supposed to be delivering the Pogo Rocket Packs, not getting one of your own will be the least of your punishments!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Complex_Number_States wrote:
Telveryon_Recites wrote:
Beeth welcomed to yon aLp forum!

HA!

You said "beeth"

HA!

Telveryon_Recites wrote:
I doth only use "doth"! Grammatical correctitude doth be secondary to humor and irritation! And truth doth be told, "doth" doth sound cooler then "hath" or "beeth".

HA!

If I beeth to grammaticaly incorrect mine grammar would becometh to rusty.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Complex_Number_States wrote:
Have any of you lard-butts lounging in the Great Hall seen any delivery men skulking around?


I've seen one too... but it didn't look like he had a box of pogo rocket packs... so I uhm... did my new trademark killing move...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And whats that? Massive head-bitey?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is just great.

Gods know how many times the delivery man has been killed now.

The thing is, it was a magic Pogo Rocket Pack Creatorizer. Being magic, there is a preset limit to how many time delivery can be attempted. Since the limit is preset magically, there is no way to know how many delivery attempts will be too many, until the threshold is passed.

And once the threshold is passed, it no longer will be a Pogo Rocket Pack Creatorizer, it will just be a single Pogo Rocket Pack.

I didn't even want Pogo Rocket packs, I wanted the Zipline Rocket Packs. Of course, I was outvoted by those who think ziplines are a passing fad, and fail to recognize the inherent superiority of ziplines over pogos.

Anyway, despite the fact that I didn't even really want that kind of rocket pack, if you bloodthirsty losers kill too many of the delivery men, so that there is only one rocket pack, I will keep it for myself.

After all, I am paying the freight bill. I had to sign the release for the underage types. It's my reputation on the line here.

Jiminy Christmas people, think of someone else for once, for maybe five minutes.

If you can! :p
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Telveryon_Recites wrote:

If I beeth to grammaticaly incorrect mine grammar would becometh to rusty.

You come off more as a guy with a horrible speech impediment than elizabethan.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Zipline will never go out of style- I still talk about installing one from my house to a friends' house that lives across the highway from me.

Go American Gladiators!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Gladiator school is awsome. But I'de never attend, because a. I'm not good enough and b. "I want my mommy!"
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