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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:37 pm    Post subject: Longest word ever. Reply with quote

Imagine this situation:
-Ok, lets introduce ourselves, lets start from here, what are your specialties?
-I'm a first grade teacher
-I'm a pediatric physician
-I'm a computer technician
-I'm a programmer
-I've a Phd in Economics
-I'm a nuclear engineer.

-I'm a Physician with a Magister in Psychoneuroimmunoendocrinology...

...shit...
THIRTY letters for just only one word, god!
I read that word just now in the news, I bet you won't find a longer word...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (-koniosis), a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust' but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long word.

45 letters. Ph34|2.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be probably dead before hearing the whole dicease...

damn now I found others:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, a city in Wales. (58 letters)

Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu
A new Zeland town (holy 92 letters)

Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnop- paratrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathit- sakkattiyavisanukamprasit
A village in thailand (insane 165 letters)

Now, WHO CAN BeAT THAT!?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Well this thread ended fast.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn, no more fun...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:


Well this thread ended fast.
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hey, back bauer could kick his ass.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, this thread could have turned into a forum game (my long word can kick yours etc.). But yes, it was bound for Utter BS from the start, I guess...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Place names, while words by definition, should not really count.

But anyway, antidisestablishmentarianism, at 28 letters, has certainly gotten its ass kicked.


crotchfire wrote:
Ph34|2

I am sure this is an indication of noobifaction or cluelessness, but WTF is Ph34|2?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ph34|2 = Fear in 1337 5p34|< (Leet Speak)

Whoever invented that language seriously needs to be slapped by some pie.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes...cow pie if available and fresh. I hate leet.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Ph34|2 = Fear in 1337 5p34|< (Leet Speak)

Whoever invented that language seriously needs to be slapped by some pie.


aren't you its heaviest user in the area, Simon?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floccinaucinihilipilification

29 letters...

Oh... and uhm... read it and weep
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll call it waterfall.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antidisestablishmentarianistically
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
read it and weep

Actually, I know enough organic chemistry to probably be able to draw the structure of that massive molecule.

But since it is only probably, and it would take a long time and lots of paper, nah. It would make one hell of a nomenclature exam, though.

Also, I bet there is a shorter name for it, and that structural name is never used. Something like gabapentin or diphenhydramine or some waaay shorter way of writing it.

But yeah, that kinda does kill any interest or excitement in this thread.

Edit: To fix sloppy formatting.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

complexnumbers wrote:
But yeah, that kinda does kill any interest or excitement in this thread.


Hey, I'm an Alien... I see something, I kill it...

Unless it has a Queen in it's stomach...

Or it kills me first...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Floccinaucinihilipilification

29 letters...

Oh... and uhm... read it and weep


wasn't that from a tv commercial?

HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES = a surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder.

ruin any appetites? not mine, I have an iron stomach
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... Heh. Who wants to try and write out a pronounciation guide to all these? Now THAT would be LONG.

Hey, I found a word NEARLY as long as the one posted in the "read it and weep" link.

http://users.tkk.fi/~jpakkane/sana.html
Read it and shed a few tears. Not as many as the other one. Just a few tears are needed...

AND IT'S IN FINNISH! I LOVE THE FINNISH LANGUAGE. I love ANYTHING Finnish. I love Finland.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't I say somthing about how number os sylables is more accurate than number of letters in the name thread?

But yeah, 'waterfall' would still be the longest word ever.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, smiles is the longest word ever, because there is a mile between the first and the last letter.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... That took me AGES to understand. But I get it now. *teehee, I'm slow*
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Ph34|2 = Fear in 1337 5p34|< (Leet Speak)

Whoever invented that language seriously needs to be slapped by some pie.


MMM.

Pie slap. Nummy.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hypnosys wrote:
I'd be probably dead before hearing the whole dicease...

damn now I found others:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, a city in Wales. (58 letters)

Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu
A new Zeland town (holy 92 letters)

Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnop- paratrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathit- sakkattiyavisanukamprasit
A village in thailand (insane 165 letters)

Now, WHO CAN BeAT THAT!?


What the f*ck...

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Simon_Says wrote:
Ph34|2 = Fear in 1337 5p34|< (Leet Speak)

Whoever invented that language seriously needs to be slapped by some pie.


MMM.

Pie slap. Nummy.


Hm. Pie. Why not a birthday cake while you're at it. Very Happy
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