Worst... Movie... Ever... made

Aramor · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:00 am Post subject:

We have an Action Now channel and a Horror channel. The Action No channel shows semi-decent stuff, but this one movie I saw on the Horror channel completely sucked. It was with a dude who was turning into some monster and then he attacked some punks and he gripped one of them by the arm and his arm started to burn off...
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oxide · Gender: Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 61 Location: Malaysia

The Dead Hate The Living is perhaps the shittiest movie I've seen, and its a low budget horror. But at least it was shitty enough to be amusing, not like the grotesque shit fest that were the 3 Ninjas movies. And while I'm at it I should mention the utter stink of SpyKids 3D, that was like riding a sewage slide through a cave of suck.
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Army of Darkness · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:15 am Post subject:

Dear Lord, there should be a law banning the release of bad movies ( a preview audience made up of legal buffs, critics and normal fans who can veto the film and prevent it from ever seeing the light of day. Anyway, I think shrek was kinda shit, okay its a kids film, but the dialogue was terrible and the plot was really rather weak.
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Complex_Number_States · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject:

I loooove Shrek. Shrek 2 can go stuff itself, but Shrek rocks!

I have watched it umpty-leven times. There are soooo many cool bits in it.

It was far more than just a kids' movie. They definitely were thinking about this mid-40s man when they made that movie.
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Azrael · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject:

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation. Craptastic!
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Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject:

What point is there to direct-to-video sequels?
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Azrael · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject:

A rather poor attempt to making more money.
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Smiley · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject:

I found Shrek and its sequel to be quite entertaining. I like Mike Meyers's sense of humor.

Azrael · Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject:

And that's your pic for Worst... Movie... Ever... made?
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oxide · Gender: Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 61 Location: Malaysia

Smiley · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:03 am Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject:

Ok, because I thought of Shrek as great movie. The 2nd was good too, but I thought it was made too much for the kids.
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Neyjour · Gender: Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 5

Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings is by far the worst movie I've ever seen. Shocked

My fiance and I watched the entire thing. Sorta like morbid curiosity I guess... it was so bad we just had to see what happened next, and if it could get any worse. We laughed our asses off and made up our own lines for the actors. For such an awful movie it actually turned out to be great entertainment... just not in the way the director, producer, etc., had intended I'm sure. Laughing

Thank goodness we picked it up really cheap at WalMart. I would have been royally pissed if we'd paid regular DVD price for it. Heh. Rolling Eyes

Carbon-Based Biped · Gender: Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Posts: 12

I was too lazy to see if anyone mentioned "Master of Disguise," but hopefully nobody saw it, as it would have to become a black hole to suck worse.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:22 am Post subject:

The Dead Next Door is pretty crappy as well...
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Dahaka · Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:44 am Post subject: A list

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Aramor · Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject:

Yeah, I agree... Alexander wasn't that good... not enough battles and too much gay stuff...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:16 pm Post subject:

I didn't think Van Hellsing was bad. Sure it was crap but at least it was mildly entertaining, unlike the others in that list.

But I seriously think they should have called it Castlevania instead.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

I vote Meet the Fockers. My little cousin told on me when I accidentally said, "Meet the f*ckers". Plus, I just didn't like it the way I thought I would.

Frost · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:00 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:42 am Post subject:

I thought it was actually quite nice... still, the first one was better but this one was ok.

I also like Van Helsing... saw it in the cinema and got it on DVD... I even have the PS2 game...
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Frost · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject: Re: A list

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject:

Fact of Life #6619: Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers would have been more entertaining if it was just a trio of pepperpots* in a theater cackling "Bedpan! Bedpan!".

*Refer to Fact of Life #1441: When it comes to irritating people, John Cleese is an amateur.
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Azrael · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:27 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:

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