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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have an Action Now channel and a Horror channel. The Action No channel shows semi-decent stuff, but this one movie I saw on the Horror channel completely sucked. It was with a dude who was turning into some monster and then he attacked some punks and he gripped one of them by the arm and his arm started to burn off...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Dead Hate The Living is perhaps the shittiest movie I've seen, and its a low budget horror. But at least it was shitty enough to be amusing, not like the grotesque shit fest that were the 3 Ninjas movies. And while I'm at it I should mention the utter stink of SpyKids 3D, that was like riding a sewage slide through a cave of suck.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Lord, there should be a law banning the release of bad movies ( a preview audience made up of legal buffs, critics and normal fans who can veto the film and prevent it from ever seeing the light of day. Anyway, I think shrek was kinda shit, okay its a kids film, but the dialogue was terrible and the plot was really rather weak.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I loooove Shrek. Shrek 2 can go stuff itself, but Shrek rocks!

I have watched it umpty-leven times. There are soooo many cool bits in it.

It was far more than just a kids' movie. They definitely were thinking about this mid-40s man when they made that movie.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation. Craptastic!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What point is there to direct-to-video sequels?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A rather poor attempt to making more money.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found Shrek and its sequel to be quite entertaining. I like Mike Meyers's sense of humor.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that's your pic for Worst... Movie... Ever... made?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation. Craptastic!


Damn I completely forgot about that one, it was so incredibly shit I couldn't finish watching it. This was so bad I couldn't even laugh, too busy fighting back puke
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And that's your pic for Worst... Movie... Ever... made?

No, I was only adding to the previous comments on Shrek.

Worst ever would have to be Bats, with Lou Diamond Phillips. Just horrible. That, or Graveyard Shift.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, because I thought of Shrek as great movie. The 2nd was good too, but I thought it was made too much for the kids.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings is by far the worst movie I've ever seen. Shocked

My fiance and I watched the entire thing. Sorta like morbid curiosity I guess... it was so bad we just had to see what happened next, and if it could get any worse. We laughed our asses off and made up our own lines for the actors. For such an awful movie it actually turned out to be great entertainment... just not in the way the director, producer, etc., had intended I'm sure. Laughing

Thank goodness we picked it up really cheap at WalMart. I would have been royally pissed if we'd paid regular DVD price for it. Heh. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was too lazy to see if anyone mentioned "Master of Disguise," but hopefully nobody saw it, as it would have to become a black hole to suck worse.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Dead Next Door is pretty crappy as well...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:44 am    Post subject: A list Reply with quote

    Drop Dead Gorgeous
    Earth versus the Spider
    Alexander
    Van Hellsing
    Resident Evil: Apocalypse
    Salaam Bombay
    Napolean Dynamite
    Meet the Parents
    Meet the Fockers
    On Deadly Ground
    Fire Down Below
    And I third or fourth the vote on Starship Troopers 2

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I agree... Alexander wasn't that good... not enough battles and too much gay stuff...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't think Van Hellsing was bad. Sure it was crap but at least it was mildly entertaining, unlike the others in that list.

But I seriously think they should have called it Castlevania instead.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I vote Meet the Fockers. My little cousin told on me when I accidentally said, "Meet the f*ckers". Plus, I just didn't like it the way I thought I would.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I vote Meet the Fockers. My little cousin told on me when I accidentally said, "Meet the f*ckers". Plus, I just didn't like it the way I thought I would.



And... this makes it the worst movie ever made?
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I thought it was actually quite nice... still, the first one was better but this one was ok.

I also like Van Helsing... saw it in the cinema and got it on DVD... I even have the PS2 game...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 pm    Post subject: Re: A list Reply with quote

Dahaka wrote:
    Drop Dead Gorgeous
    Earth versus the Spider
    Alexander
    Van Hellsing
    Resident Evil: Apocalypse
    Salaam Bombay
    Napolean Dynamite
    Meet the Parents
    Meet the Fockers
    On Deadly Ground
    Fire Down Below
    And I third or fourth the vote on Starship Troopers 2


I liked Van Hellsing, RE:A, and Meet the Parents (never saw Fockers). I liked them all very, very much...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fact of Life #6619: Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers would have been more entertaining if it was just a trio of pepperpots* in a theater cackling "Bedpan! Bedpan!".

*Refer to Fact of Life #1441: When it comes to irritating people, John Cleese is an amateur.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I didn't think Van Hellsing was bad. Sure it was crap but at least it was mildly entertaining, unlike the others in that list.

But I seriously think they should have called it Castlevania instead.


It's based on the Dark Horse comic book series, named: Van Helsing

BTW: I found it pretty entertaining. Could have been better of course.
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Mango wrote:
It's based on the Dark Horse comic book series, named: Van Helsing

Actually, no it isn't. It's supposed to be a homage to numerous older Universal horror films from the 30's & 40's.
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