Purjolök

Munan · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:04 am Post subject:

No, not at all.

It's pronounced pur-yo-lek

The first syllables are exactly the same as the english words "purr" and "yo". The last syllable is a little bit more difficult, because the ö sound does not exist in english. The closest sound is the e in the english word "her", but stressed and prolongued.

And as I stated in my first post, that's the swedish word for the thing she's holding in her hand. I hoped that people would click on the link to find out what I meant by it. But now you've given it away.

Swedish is not my native tongua, though. That's dutch. And in dutch, it would be called "prei", with a french or scottish "r". The "ei" is pronounced as the english "high".

And complexnumbers, if you take away the pasta and the green beans, you end up with something quite different. So, here's another recipe, a family dish I've improved a little bit - it's Indonesian!

150 gr. purjolök
1/5 yellow paprika
1 green paprika
100 gr. sugar pea
1/5 onion
50 gr. carrot
100 gr. bean sprouts
2 pieces of garlic
200 gr. chicken meat
1 tablespoon Curry powder (preferably Indonesian (javanese)
1 teaspoon of black bean sauce
1 teaspoon of oyster sauce
2 dl. water
Cooked rice for four persons
Salt and pepper
frying butter or asian wok oil
Sesame oil
1 large tablespoon of nutmeg powder

Chop the yellow paprika, onion, carrots and one third of the purjolök in very small pieces. Fry in a frying pan in butter or asian wok oil untill brown. Add a little bit of sesame oil. Add rice. Add curry powder. Add salt and pepper. Fry thouroughly.

Chop or press the garlic in small pieces. Chop the rest of the purjolök, the green paprika, the sugar peas and the chicken in large chunks.

Fry the chicken and garlic, together with a bit of salt and pepper mildly using a wok (large asian frying pan - if you don't have this, a normal frying pan will do). Add the purjolök, green paprika, sugar peas and bean sprouts. Fry on a large fire (or highest position of your electric stove), gradually adding salt, black bean sauce, oyster sauce and the nutmeg. Fry for five minutes while stirring with a wooden spoon. Add the water and let it steam for another 2,5 minutes, stirring.

Serve with dried onions and cashew nuts.
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Complex_Number_States · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:31 am Post subject:

Munan · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:53 am Post subject:

Complex_Number_States · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:40 am Post subject:

We call them bell peppers.

And they taste nasty to me. They taste like something that would poison you. And picking them out of an already cooked dish doesn't help, because their flavor pervades the dish.

I have unusual taste buds. Yes, it has been experimentally proven that my taste buds work differently from those of most people.

So, dang, that means I will have to alter the recipe.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:05 pm Post subject:

I think they taste rather nice in pasta or salad...
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Frost · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject:

I'm not a fan of bell peppers, either.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:10 pm Post subject:

Bell peppers rock.
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Frost · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject:

Blaster · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject:

Hm, I didn't even know that there was music. The sound must have been off the first time.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject:

Hah, Blaster's power are still weak. Poor old man.
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Complex_Number_States · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject:

*along with what is now becoming a significant number of cookies, complexnumbers gives to Simon_Says his entire lifetime allocation of bell peppers*
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Alternate Spideygal · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject:

I like beef with bell peppers. And bell peppers taste great on heros.

And when I get my paycheck next friday i'll buy the recipes and attempt to cook it with my mom. I'll let you know how it went Munan. But can I serve it with out cashews? I'm allergic to nuts.
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Crow · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:25 pm Post subject:

Only the weird link with the anime girl swinging around the onion-do-hickey worked...

Is that the same thing that one Pokémon duck always has?
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Frost · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:39 pm Post subject:

Crow · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject:

They say it's like an onion, but supposedly hard or something. I dunno, been awhile since I was eleven...
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Munan · Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject:

I call your spinning head loutima and raise you a falling loutima.
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Genius.

Also loituma.
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Smiley · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject:

I've definitely seen breasts that bounced like that. They're not fake, just really big and floppita floppita floppita. It really looks like someone mocapped a really well endowed model, stuck a leek in her hand, and a shitty anime face on her neck.

The song is disturbing to me because it's delightful and annoying at the same time. What's even better is that I had that link open in one window when I clicked on the second link that had the other girl with the leek, and there was this crazy echoing cacophony of badee-badee-badee-sten-den-lon-doo going on.

Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject:

BaconNeggs · Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject:

I agree with Smileypen that the breast movement is realistic and pretty good. Here's video of an actual large chested woman moving.
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2092&CAT=movies&NSFW=2&rtn=search-2092&Keywords=japanese%20tennis

But there seems something odd about the way kasumi's torso was built. I can't quite figure it out.
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Blaster · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:44 am Post subject:

Well, BaconNeggs seems to be researching the subject quite thoroughly. Godspeed, my good man.
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Munan · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:42 am Post subject:

yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool
la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan gook aya gittygangool
arup cha cha adippydappydill la baritztandill lan den lan doe
a barik kata barip pari baribadeebadeebadee standen lan doe
ya baril las ten lan day a doe la babadeadevadevadevaduv ya vou
what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe

Damn, I can't get that song out of my head for three weeks now. But wookies (<--clicky) and Third Reich Dictators (<--clickittyclick) seem to have that same problem.

What I like about those links is respectively Han Solo's face while watching his co-pilot swinging the leek and der Führer's footwork - that's a funky shuffle I'm going to use to impress the ladies next time I make my appearance on the dancefloor...
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