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Do you like to have "purjolök" in your dinner?
I absolutely love it!
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It makes me puke!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I can see that.

Also, I'm now going to show I suffer from the same state of mind by having one of the most bullshit conversations ever on these forums.


I teach philosophy of art - what did you expext?

;-)

@Aramor, as has so often been pointed out before, the way you resemble Abe is frightening.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And when did anyone try to say otherwise?

You can go into the corner and be happy that you have less of a life than a guy who role-plays a giant panda.

[img]that fucking picture again[/img]

Touche, furry

You're really using every possible opportunity to show off that pic aren't you?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never noticed this, but my friend did...was that a hint of nipple I seen through Kasumi's little ninja outfit? And why do they not wear bras. I would assume if I had knockers that HUGE I would wear a bra every day of my god given life. Plus wouldn't you think she would have a smaller bust size due to her being a martial artist? Or japanese men are just perverts.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or japanese men are just perverts.


Ding ding ding... Give the gal a prize...

That's why I can't stand any japenese cartoons, games, comics, etc.

They are sooo freaking perverted.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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[img]that fucking picture again[/img]
You're really using every possible opportunity to show off that pic aren't you?

It is one of my childrens, why can't I be proud of it?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Aramor, as has so often been pointed out before, the way you resemble Abe is frightening.


Abe's my bro...my one and only.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then how come you have... a zillion sisters and Abe had none?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there some legal matters at hand?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes there is. But I can't tell you about it, honestly.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um...okay?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, I am very very confused by several things here:

---What she is waving around looks like a green onion or leek to me. It doesn't look a thing like celery.


---Ninja outfit? Martial artist? Did we see the same video? The female with the doll's head wearing the skimpy white thing does not do any martial arts. Can't do. There would be muscle definition in her arm, which would be obvious in the arm she is waving around.

Or are you being sarcastic and I am just to dull to detect it?



---I still have no idea what a "chan" is, even after reading your posts about it several times. I guess I could look it up on the internet...



Oh, and the big ol' floppy breasts are quite strange-looking. They don't look natural, but they don't look like any implants I have ever seen either.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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OK, I am very very confused by several things here:

---What she is waving around looks like a green onion or leek to me. It doesn't look a thing like celery.


No one said Simon was right about that.

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---Ninja outfit? Martial artist? Did we see the same video? The female with the doll's head wearing the skimpy white thing does not do any martial arts. Can't do. There would be muscle definition in her arm, which would be obvious in the arm she is waving around.


You mean like what's-her-name from Tomb Raider?

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Or are you being sarcastic and I am just to dull to detect it?


Be sure to not miss the sarcasm in my remark about Tomb Raider!

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---I still have no idea what a "chan" is, even after reading your posts about it several times. I guess I could look it up on the internet...


One of Belgium's leading contemporary philosophers once wrote:
Google is God


I kid you not. Stefan Hertmans really wrote that!

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Oh, and the big ol' floppy breasts are quite strange-looking. They don't look natural, but they don't look like any implants I have ever seen either.


Uhmmmm... exactly how many have you seen?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I just said I hated celery. I kept calling that vegetable Purjolök.

Complex, chans are image boards run by aznz.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm, I finally clicked on that link. I am ashamed to admit that I found it strangely hypnotic. Also, everyone knows that she keeps her enormous breasts swinging freely in order to distact her enemies. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually her enemies primarily consist of member sof the female species.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, is it a leek? A green onion? OK, damnit, I am googling. Leeks. Large green onions. I am not totally dim. :p

I have never seen Tomb Raider, neither the game nor the movie. So any sarcasm contained therein is wasted on an oblivious audience. And no, I am not googling this one. I am content with my ignorance.

Image boards? Sigh, googling again. Fine. Exactly what the name implies. Fine.

Any breast implants that are not there to overcome mastectomies are too many. And I was married to a pair of vanity implants. Yech. Nothing like feeling an elective subcutaneous seam during intimate moments.

To say that Japanese, either men or women, are perverts, is to woefully oversimplify the situation. The Japanese are fooking insane-from-another-planet wierd. Creepy. Bizarre. Scary. But it is easy to panic in face of such inexplicability and just say the Japanese are perverted. Gimme the Chinese any day.

(Have I successfully deflected attention from my cultural cluelessness?)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hm, I finally clicked on that link. I am ashamed to admit that I found it strangely hypnotic.


I actually stared at her boobs for 5 minutes and then just let the thing playing in the background for an hour... the song is as hypnotic as the swingamajigs...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, is it a leek? A green onion? OK, damnit, I am googling. Leeks. Large green onions. I am not totally dim. :p


Dude, you never cook? Okay, I'm gonna give you a recipe with purjolök in it (it's my own, so don't laugh - it actually tastes very good)

150 gr. Purjolök, cut in large rings
200 gr. lambmeat, chopped in 3cm. chunks (if lambmeat doesn't appeal to you, you could go for chicken)
A large tablespoon of parsley
One piece of garlic, cut in very small pieces or squeezed.
200 gr of green beans
Half a liter of broth
Dried spices (e.g. meat seasoning spices)
250 gr. of cooked pasta
1 large tomato, chopped in small pieces

Fry the lambmeat in a large frying pan until it has brown edges. Add the purjolök and the garlic, fry for another two minutes and add the broth. Put on a small fire and leave it to boil for 35 minutes. Add the green beans and dried spices. Leave it to boil for another 20 minutes. Add the parsley and the tomato and boil the whole for 5 minutes. Ad the pasta and heat the whole thing thoroughly. Serve and impress the ladies.

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I have never seen Tomb Raider, neither the game nor the movie.

I know of nobody who has.

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Yech. Nothing like feeling an elective subcutaneous seam during intimate moments.


Luckily, this will never happen to me.

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The Japanese are fooking insane-from-another-planet wierd. Creepy. Bizarre. Scary. But it is easy to panic in face of such inexplicability and just say the Japanese are perverted.


Funny, here in Europe people are talking about Americans like that. Me? I believe this only goes for the finnish. That purjolök-song is finnish, did you know that?

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Hm, I finally clicked on that link. I am ashamed to admit that I found it strangely hypnotic.



I actually stared at her boobs for 5 minutes and then just let the thing playing in the background for an hour... the song is as hypnotic as the swingamajigs...


Yes. Very hypnotic. That song has been playing for days now, on my computer. Quite satanic as well. Did you know that in the end it starts playing backwards and you can actually hear the Beatles?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually I think she's swinging around a scallion. Which is I think a part of the onion family.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A scallion it certainly is not.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay. I thought it was a scallion. Lol. By the way, I'll be trying out your recipe for my parents later. I think they'd like it. But I'd have to use chicken. I don't think they'd appreciate the lambmeat. Although I love to eat lamb...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes. Very hypnotic. That song has been playing for days now, on my computer. Quite satanic as well. Did you know that in the end it starts playing backwards and you can actually hear the Beatles?


For real? How long do you have to listen? I'm gonna tape myself to the computer and find out right now!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude, you never cook?

Actually, I am considered a pretty good cook. I have a recipe for oatmeal apple raisin cookies that many find very delicious. When I was married the first time, I used to make pizza from scratch every Wednesday for the step-kids.

But I never did it for the love of cooking itself. It was merely a means to an end. These days the closest I come to cooking is to pop stuff into the microwave.

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Okay, I'm gonna give you a recipe with purjolök in it (it's my own, so don't laugh - it actually tastes very good)

It actually looks very tasty, although I find green beans almost inedible, so I would leave those out. And I am not a pasta fan either, so I would serve it over rice instead.

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I hope it never happens to me again.

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Funny, here in Europe people are talking about Americans like that.

Doesn't surprise me one bit. I often think that myself. After all, I do live in flyover country.

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Me? I believe this only goes for the finnish. That purjolök-song is finnish, did you know that?

I did not know that. Didn't google that part either.

I was aware that the Finnish have a reputation for thinking differently from others Europeans. But I don't remember any of the details.

Do you always call it purjolök? Is that the name in your native language? They are leeks in English. The leek is the national symbol for the Welsh, although I am damned if I know why. (Yes, yes, I will google it some day. :p)

And Spideygirl, they are very similar to scallions, although not exactly the same. Merriam-Webster gives "leek" as one of the defintions for scallion, even though they are distinct plants as far as I know. A scallion has a bulb, and a leek doesn't. We are talking the no-bulb kind with purjolök.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohh! Lol thanks for the info ComNums. I actually compared leeks to a scallion today at the market. And I seen the difference. I have a question...how do you even say purjolök?
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